The best puns?

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    I think the only rule for puns is that they have to be punny. If you can't think of any puns to punch in, you could always copy one from google, but that wouldn't be right. (kidding, if you can't think of any go right ahead).

    The following pun I will be copying right from google: Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.

    It's a good thing Hitler didn't win World War 2. He wasn't able to take his goals any fuhrer, that wouldn't be reich.

    What can ZeoStar do when he turns 21? Go to the ZeoBar. (uh i'm clearly running out of ideas).
     
    I'm not very good at puns in English since it's not my native language. And when translating puns from one language to another it always loses something. So I guess I'll just share a couple random ones from good old uncle google.

    What do you call an animal you keep in your car? - A Carpet

    Autocorrect can go straight to he'll.

    How does a computer get drunk? - It takes screenshots.
     
    I recently made one on twitter.

    "id say having a collection of frogs is a very ribbiting experience"
     
    What do you call a person rabid with wordplay? An energizer punny.

    Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted

    How do you stop an animal from charging you? Take the credit card.

    Is May the best time for puns? It May be.

    What's a balloons favorite music? Pop

    Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9 for hearing this overused joke over 10 times.
     
    Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
    - Just kitten!

    What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
    -You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.

    Why did the cat wear a dress?
    -She was feline fine.

    Why don't cats like online shopping?
    -They prefer a cat-alogue.

    Why do I feel like I'm making dad jokes? 😂
     
    ^ i thought that stood for five nights at freddies. it took me a second.

    meanwhile more puns

    Why do candles love birthdays? They want to get lit

    Why couldn't the pony sing in the choir? He was a little horse

    Why did the hipster burn his mouth on pizza? Because he ate it before it was cool
     
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