The Big Red Button

[Zayphora]

The cat turns into a zombie and shoots at the trolls.

Pushes a purple button.

 

[Hikamaru]

Note appears saying "Hikari Disapproves". *Zayphora goes into rageface*

*Pushes that button that summons Tyler and not You Know Who*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

Sorry, but it summoned me. Now you must learn the ways of J.A. if you know what I mean.

*pushes red button*

 

[Hikamaru]

Hikari goes into total rageface. She loathes that leaker...

*Pushes the red button that makes you rage*

 

[Zayphora]

A Gyarados lands on you. Hey, you said you wanted rage!

Pushes the pink button that makes it rain snow.

 

[Hikamaru]

You suddenly start feeling sorry for a certain US soldier who was badly treated in the leaking incident involving Hikari's most infamous avatar.

*Pushes the red button that says Like Facebook*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

I now have the urge to get on my facebook.

*pushes red button*

 

[Hikamaru]

Hikari's cute Oshawott defeats sinister-looking Snorlax that Hikari hates.

*Pushes red button that causes seizures*

 

[Palkia]

Porygon appears and causes tens of hundreds of children to be hospitalized.

*Pushes red button which causes free food to appear*

 

[Reddo]

A silver plate with a yellow memo appears:
"Insert nasty food here"

*Pushes the crazy-looking tiny dodecagonal red button*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

You now get horrible muscle spasms because I have a voodoo doll of you.

*pushes red button that summons Hikari10*

 

[Hikamaru]

Hikari's Oshawott uses Razor Shell on Snorlax after discovering his association with You-Know-What. (Can't say it, you know what I mean)

*Pushes red button that genetically enhances a lot of Snorlax to look like US politicians*

 

[kuzronk]

Snorlax looking like US politicians failed since Snorlax is too fat
*Pushes red button*

 

[Hikamaru]

Derpy Hooves leaks the 250,000 US Embassy Cables. Hikari isn't happy...

*Pushes red button that kills sinister leaker ponies*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

I convince the media that they are not important at all.

*pushes red button*

 

[Hikamaru]

Hikari's Oshawott demands you hand over all the secrets of the villainous teams. He also eats all your cookies.

*Pushes red button that gives my Oshawott 5,000 Facebook likes*

 

[TheFattestSnorlax]

I now feel tired. Let me sleep.

*pushes red button before having nap attack*

 

[Hikamaru]

You decide to sleep outside a protected area and you refuse to leave.

*Pushes red button that makes my cute Oshawott interview high-profile figures in the Pokemon world*

 

[The Noob Hacker]

The pressing of the red button began Oshawott's illustrious career as a professional interviewer. Earning several thousands of dollars and sponsorships by a number of news networks. Oshawott was acclaimed for its talent to make celebrities tell it things that they told nobody else. The Secret Government Organization of the Government of the World, Solar System, and Thirty-Five Percent of the Galaxy, or SGOGWSSTGPG for short, drafted the Oshawott into their Spy Program, known as Spy Program. On his first mission, he was deployed to interrogate an infamous terrorist located in Antarctica. What Oshawott didn't know is that there was a clan of penguins loyal to the terrorist. This clan disguised themselves as SGOGWSSTGPG officials, which Oshawott went to. He was kidnapped and hasn't been seen since, most think that the penguins took him to their homeworld, Neptune.

Oh, would you look at that! A red button! *push*

 

[Hikamaru]

My famous Oshawott broke free from prison by just using his scalchop. He discovers he now has 10,000 PokeBook likes!

*Pushes the red button that makes you scream from a window*