I didn't even go to my prom. Both of them. I think I stayed home and played video games, or something.
Even I went to both my proms. Speaking of which, my university Summer Ball is this Saturday, which I'll be attending.
At my college prom, I did a little set up with the head boy. We both did Physics so in one of our lessons, I arranged it so that I would give a little surprise speech to my peers. Only a small handful of people knew in advance.
So he calls my name, I walk up on stage and look to my peers. I begin my speech, which I have remembered off by heart to this very day.
"Attention collegues."
Now for some reason, the audience burst into laughter. I think it was the tone in which I said it in or something, but yeah, it threw me off for a split moment. Fortunately I recovered quickly.
"We have gathered here tonight for one reason. To celebrate the end of our college education. Many obsticles have swarmed us . . . From the Darkest abyss."
I get some more genuine laughter, which spurs me on.
"We rose against these challenges. We vanquished our opponents! Now . . . We . . . REIGN SUPREEEEEEEME!
A fairly long pause to let it sink in before my conclusion.
"I have one last thing to say to all of you. I wish you all the best in your future endeavours, whatever they may be. Thank you."
I bow and the room erupts into cheer. I outstaged the vice principle's speech, which was pretty genius. Everyone seemed to enjoy my speech and a couple of people complimented me on it too. Damn good times . . .