The Daily-Chit Chat of 09'

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Misheard Whisper said:
Yeah, I guess I'm just overreacting. I don't know why I'm bothering to complain, as I don't plan to be watching any more of it.

Only redeeming point.

"There's no chin under Chuck Norris' beard; only another fist."
"That's ridiculous!" *Chuck Norris walks in* "Chuck Norris?"
*WHACK* (fist emerges from beneath beard)
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Now you challenge my knowledge of Chuck Norris?
Chuck Norris doesn't get wet; water gets Chuck Norris.
There was a brand of Toilet paper from Chuck Norris, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody. The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Yeah >:3
 
Mizaki said:
Meh I'm bored. I've been designing stuff all day and I wanna take a break.

How's everyone doing?
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Oh hey Mizaki i am doing great.
 
Luck said:


That is only due to people getting offended too easily. Just in case you didn't notice, there are fundamentalist Muslims pushing sharia law on all of Europe, trying to make women wear tents(and making them inferior to men, if that wasn't blatantly obvious) most of the day, which causes rickets. These are the same ones in the religion of peace(to them anyways) who have posters saying "slay all of those who oppose Islam" and require Danish blood to be spilled.

This all happens because people can't take jokes.
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I would just like to say that every Muslim I have ever met was actually for complete Woman rights (and gay rights at that.)

They are generally liberal in my experience, just not the governments.
 
Nooo! Not Chuck Norris lines! Dx

Everyone knows that the power of friendship is stronger than Chuck Norris.
 
t.A.T.u said:

I would just like to say that every Muslim I have ever met was actually for complete Woman rights (and gay rights at that.)

They are generally liberal in my experience, just not the governments.
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I have never stated that they were common. Most Muslims go to different countries to get away from Sharia Law. It is even worse that such a minority has made it illegal to insult religion in some European countries because of the fundamentalists. But I digress.
 
. A k u R o k u . said:
Nooo! Not Chuck Norris lines! Dx

Everyone knows that the power of friendship is stronger than Chuck Norris.
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Indeed it is. Uppercutted a horse, eh? o: Those things are everywhere. I hear Chuck Norris lines all the time at school. ;-;
 
At the sight of a thousand ninja, Chuck Norris was rumoured to feel a quiver of fear. And everyone knows how epic ninja are.

When Chuck Norris pulls the finger at you, he's not being rude. He's just politely telling you how many seconds you have to live.
 
Samme426 said:


That's true. I just wonder how they get away with it all.

BUt it was so funny in the series premiere last week in the Disney spoof, Meg was Ursula xD
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aww yeah dude! that was effing hilarious!! its a wonderful day for pie!

chuck norris is so strong, when he does push-ups. he doesn't push up, the world pushes down
chuck norris has a pet unicorn, dinosaur, and alien.

i have a million chuck norris jokes

it sucks guys, i just got my flu shot a couple of days ago and now im home sick with a cold!
IRONY STRIKES AGAIN!!!
 
Misheard Whisper said:
At the sight of a thousand ninja, Chuck Norris was rumoured to feel a quiver of fear. And everyone knows how epic ninja are.

When Chuck Norris pulls the finger at you, he's not being rude. He's just politely telling you how many seconds you have to live.
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I like this one.
Nice name change by the way!
 
Hamako-chan said:
I like this one.
Nice name change by the way!
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Thank you! (I've been thinking about it for quite a while XD) And Chuck Norris facts are always funny (the good ones, at least. I've seen ones like 'Chuck Norris can kill a man with his pinky.' That's an awesome feat, sure, but it's just not of Chuck Norris Fact calibre. I don't know what I'm talking about. :Z)
 
New topic who here has a dog? I do.
 
Eh, cats are all right, as long as they don't start clawing me, you know?
That reminds me, you know how cats will rub up against your leg? (Non-pervasively, of course) One of my dogs will do that and sometimes sit on your foot. @_@
 
Bay said:
Chuck Norris can beat anybody:
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Except Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail''s Black Knight and Benito Mussolini and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie; Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Ock and Hulk Hogan.

Yes, I did that from memory, without even playing the video. Yes, I'm a nerd. No, I don't care. :3
 
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