The insanely random Pokemon story....

[s_a_l_poke]

...causes Teh Ultimate Legendary to die. Meanwhile, in the center of the earth...

 

[Polizard]

the ultimate legendary carcass starts to decay and a magical pokemon elf makes a wish to make it never ever ever return to this story while this is occurring ....

 

[PokemonQueen]

started crying because he needed a comfy bed

 

[mondays suck]

who started crying? ah, whatever....


...which Team Rocket had stolen some days ago....

 

[The Bringer!]

because they felt like RULING TEH WORLDZ! However, one lone figure stands in their way. A pokemon by day, and hero by night... Team Rocket will rue the day that they ever met The...

 

[Polizard]

Strongest bidoof in the world with hi razor sharp fangs that drip poison so powerful it can hurt a steel type when they come face to face with pokemon they

 

[Vyro]

met the evil Vyro P. Dragon who offered them drugs for...

 

[Polizard]

the bidoof toxic teeth so they attacked only to be blasted off by a posion fang that exploded (everything explodes in anime) only to land in the worst place ever the

 

[Vyro]

Dead zone, where the met Flippy the magic penguin

 

[Skystrike]

Which you cut off its magic flippers and warp to-

 

[ChrisTom]

happy-doodle land where billy shrimpkins flies above deoople tower. Then a grass/ghost potato pokemon appeared and went mr.taco on billy shrimpkins and team rocket watched in horror when cubone...

 

[curiousnathan]

Ate all the claciums and prteins he could find but...

 

[obLonG]

...he got so happy he evolved into the second ultimate legendary and decided to...

 

[ChrisTom]

Scream at the top of his lungs "Yoodliedoodlepopcornshrimpkinfluffydoodlebopheadshoomsiewoosieshamwowowpoodliebopdoodle!!!"

This scream was so loud that it annoyed the hell out of exploud who told the marowak/legendary pokemon...

 

[GoldvsRed]

...to "SHUT THE MUK UP!". This wakes up its baby Whismur, which starts to...

 

[ChrisTom]

cause an uproar annoying the Muk (thats pretty funny!) out of all the trainers trying to pass through whismur island. Because of this and angry mob forms around the marowak/legendary when...

btw awesome poem...

 

[Robert Conley]

He eats milk and cookies then smashes a Whismur causing the rest to...

 

[ChrisTom]

Cry even louder making ears of pokemon and people in the pokemon world bleed. The blood forms a river and then 500,000,000,000,000 dusclops come to the river and say in unison...

 

[obLonG]

..."We are family! Even though your bigger than me!"...

 

[GoldvsRed]

...The blood forms together into a gigantic, gross, bloody Slugma...