Badenbard
Once upon a time, two people named Bacteriophage, and Bardothren formed a fusion together, and named themselves Badenbard.
They were smart, great, and most of all, crazy.
One day, a user by the name of JohnnyMustang heckled the fusion for their obscenity, and because they took too long changing phases for their games.
Because of it, Badenbard shoved a chicken nugget down JohnnyMustang's throat and it exploded, giving everyone a happily ever after!
gimmebard
Once upon a time, two people named gimmepie, and Bardothren formed a fusion together, and named themselves gimmebard.
They were big, fat, and most of all, power hungry.
One day, a user by the name of JohnnyMustang heckled the fusion for their obscenity.
Because of it, gimmebard shoved an apple pie down JohnnyMustang's throat and it exploded, giving everyone a happily ever after!
Nanithren
Once upon a time, two people named mew_nani, and Bardothren formed a fusion together, and named themselves Nanithren.
They were beautiful, majestic, and most of all, my OTP.
One day, a user by the name of JohnnyMustang heckled the fusion for their obscenity.
Because of it, Nanithren cried, and I came in and mutilated JohnnyMustang's body for being a douche while I hugged the crying fusion tightly, giving everyone a happily ever after!
Noinoithren
Once upon a time, two people named Twiggy, and Bardothren formed a fusion together, and named themselves Noinoithren.
They were cool, fly, and most of all, froofy.
One day, a user by the name of JohnnyMustang heckled the fusion for their obscenity.
Because of it, Noinoithren swooped down on JohnnyMustang and used Boomburst on him, which caused his explosion, giving everyone a happily ever after!
Bardoof
Once upon a time, two people named Bidoof FTW, and Bardothren formed a fusion together, and named themselves Bardoof.
They were hip, hop, and most of all, dank.
One day, a user by the name of JohnnyMustang heckled the fusion for their obscenity.
Because of it, Bardoof lit JohnnyMustang and proceeded to 420doofit, giving everyone a happily ever after!