The Meta Journey 3.0 - Art & Writing & Roleplay

[gimmepie]

I cannot evolve a Bouffalant, so I am once again left to the mercy of RNG.

Dusk Brawler Ch. 8

and I totally didn't just split this oversized chapter in half so I could get more 'mons.

EDIT: oh, and I guess I'll evolve whatever I get with these posts (or if it can't evolve, give me another pokemon)

https://www.pokecommunity.com/showpost.php?p=9488784&postcount=26
https://www.pokecommunity.com/showpost.php?p=9493128&postcount=28
https://www.pokecommunity.com/showpost.php?p=9490924&postcount=2

Here you go.
No Clamperl :(

 

[Oddball_]

https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9492423/
https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9492298/
https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9493290/

https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9492630/

I think I can only catch new mons, so that should be two new mons for the magical senpai

 

[Bay]

New Pokemon, please.

https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9488980/
https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9490984/
https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9491159/

 

[Sweet Dreams]

Ooh ooh! I just realised I made enough posts!

Pretty please RNG me! My Mareep will get lonely otherwise.

https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9489776/
https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9490645/
https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9493143/

 

[gimmepie]

Snip

Two for you! I think you'll be pleased.

Spoiler:

Snip

As you wish!

Spoiler:

Fate Tempted Here

For Bard, one heavily muscled monstrosity and one Flappy Bird.

Spoiler:

Snip

For my favourite condiment.

Spoiler:

Enjoy, trainers!

 

[Sweet Dreams]

For my favourite condiment.

Aww GP! :3c And mayonnaise doesn't even go with most pies. But yay~ My team is shaping up!

Spoiler:

 

[Oddball_]

Ohhh shiiiiiiiiit! I got dat Doof!

Doof? DOOOF? DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!

Spoiler:

 

[Bay]

Let's evolve my Krabby into Kingler with these posts.

https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9493271/
https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9493305/
https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9493522/

 

[gimmepie]

Snip

More Snip

There you go!

 

[gimmepie]

Well, at least it isn't a bidoof.

Ngl
RNGesus really hates you it seems.

 

[Oddball_]

Well, at least it isn't a bidoof.

*Snaps fingers dramatically to call the Doofs*

 

[Bay]

Bardothren and Bay Meta Journey master race, lol.

Okay then, new Pokemon with these posts.

https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9493802/
https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9494906/
https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9495677/

 

[gimmepie]

Evolve, my patrat, and show those bidoof who is truly the suckiest normal type of them all.

Dusk Brawler Ch. 11

EDIT: wait, what does patrat evolve into again? quickly checks google Oh... right. Still better than bibarel tho.

Bibarel is a better HM Slave by far. Just saying.

*bulbagarden.net image removed*

Bardothren and Bay Meta Journey master race, lol.

Okay then, new Pokemon with these posts.

https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9493802/
https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9494906/
https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9495677/

First RNG tried to give you a Reshiram and then a Kyogre, what even? This is what you're getting now though lol.

 

[Sweet Dreams]

Ah! I accrued so many discussion posts already. xD (I think this is already the furthest I've gotten in a Meta Journey, and I signed up for all three versions lol.)

Please RNG me once again, oh great gods of the RPT! :D :D :D

https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9496135/
https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9495859/
https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9495843/

 

[gimmepie]

Ah! I accrued so many discussion posts already. xD (I think this is already the furthest I've gotten in a Meta Journey, and I signed up for all three versions lol.)

Please RNG me once again, oh great gods of the RPT! :D :D :D

https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9496135/
https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9495859/
https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9495843/

No.























Okay fine.

Spoiler:

 

[gimmepie]

and whilst I'm here I'll leave this for Rika

https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9496179/
https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9495889/
https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9495887/

https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9496178/
https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9495885/
https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9497830/


I'd like to evolve my Riolu and have a new Pokemon RNGd

 

[gimmepie]

Well, crap. It's RNG time once again. C'mon, give me something better than cannon fodder and outdated Skinner Box apps!

Dusk Brawler Ch. 12

I swear to God I'm not doing this on purpose.

 

[Bay]

Let's evolve my Nincada into Ninjask with these posts, woo.

https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9496666/
https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9500027/
https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9501404/

 

[moon]

and whilst I'm here I'll leave this for Rika

https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9496179/
https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9495889/
https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9495887/

https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9496178/
https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9495885/
https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9497830/


I'd like to evolve my Riolu and have a new Pokemon RNGd

Your Riolu has evolved into a Lucario! Pls provide more posts to Mega Evolve it ;D

As for your new pokémon, it turns out to be a...

Spoiler:

No, it's not a Bulbasaur, it's a Ditto!

...I don't even know what to say.

Oh well, might as well evolve it.

https://www.pokecommunity.com/showpost.php?p=9495640&postcount=16
https://www.pokecommunity.com/showpost.php?p=9497701&postcount=32
https://www.pokecommunity.com/showpost.php?p=9501174&postcount=26

Your Joltik has indeed evolved into a monstrosity! I mean Galvantula. Oh happy day!

Let's evolve my Nincada into Ninjask with these posts, woo.

https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9496666/
https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9500027/
https://www.pokecommunity.com/posts/9501404/

Congratulations, you now own a Ninjask! But wait... what is that?!

Spoiler:

You have also received a gigantic Shedinja for the same price!!

Arceus help me, this better not be another garbage pokemon.

May the RNG be with me for once.

Dusk Brawler Ch. 13

Garbage ch. 13 coming right up!

Spoiler:

Wow that's amazing.

 

[gimmepie]

A summary of what I caught so far thanks to RNG:

two oysters, a shiny walking garden, a buffalo,a toddler on steroids, flappy bird, an electric tick, and a high five machine. If I were a D&D character, I would have a luck stat of -5... and all the other stats as well, because they're determined by dice rolls.

I will be back to evolve the high five machine. Just give me time to mellow out after a bad day at work.

EDIT: I am back. Give me all the high fives.

Dusk Brawler Ch. 14

Which one is that?