The Never-Ending Saga, Version Chu!

[PageEmp]

...Just opened a shop that sells bowling balls, which gave him enough money to open a sports gym. Then...

 

[KNS27]

...his dad came and say...

 

[PageEmp]

..."why would you want to open a gym? I thought you didn't like excercising.". He then proceeded to say that he opened his gym (and bowling ball shop) because he wanted to impress...

 

[LegendChu]

.....his buddy Enzo Amore, who never made any sense anyways, because.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Tsutarja]

...of his many failures in trying to run a business. Why Enzo was even around is pondering, but at least...

 

[LegendChu]

.....Cass fared much better. The business was running along smoothly, until one day.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Tsutarja]

...they were sued. It was an immediate verdict, and they soon lost so much business that they ran out of money to run it. Soon, the declaration of bankruptcy hit, and...

 

[PageEmp]

...He then thought ofa something. Why was his friend's name Enzo? It has always confused him. He then spoke to Enzo about it and he...

 

[metroid711]

...Forgot the question, which was very uncharacteristic of him. As he tried to remember what he had forgotten...

 

[LegendChu]

.....he remembered that he had to go visit The Great Balls of Fire, with his.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[metroid711]

...Water dog, so it could extinguish the fire. On his way there......

 

[LegendChu]

.....he met up with an old nemesis, named.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[metroid711]

...Garts, the demon of minor annoyances.....

 

[Tsutarja]

...and the battle ensued. Or could you call it a battle? After all...

 

[metroid711]

...Garts had eaten Taco Bell and couldnt fight due to a bad stomach. Our hero then continued on his way until.....

 

[PageEmp]

...He came across Enzo once again. However, Enzo wanted to tell you something. It turns out he, wait, actually, Enzo isn't a he! Enzo proceeded to take off his clothes and reveal to our hero that...

 

[LegendChu]

.....he is an Octopus named Decapus who has.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Tsutarja]

...one missing tentacle and three eyes. This was a freak out, after all. Because these events spawned out, it was time for...

 

[LegendChu]

.....the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, featuring.....

Pika Pika :chu:

 

[Tsutarja]

...Jamie Foxx and special guest star...