Hahaha! I loved the Half-Life one! Ian's gonna hate it, though~
"Runescape: A fresh-faced adventurer seeks to make his place in the world by spending hours and hours training his skills and fighting the evil forces of an undead creature with the power of a god, an island of monkeys, a mage that uses food as his power source, and Communist penguins. Whilst tons of 12-year old boys pester him, and/or beg him for items."