The Nightclub (Revived)

[Maraala]

MewMew! Yami! FreeFree! FriFri! Bi! Use Psychic to help clean up rubble!

 

[Aquacorde]

*sadly repairs the bulletholes in her counter as her team cleans up the spilled alcohol and broken bottles*

 

[Maraala]

Wait a minute...Sammy knows an easier way...

*pushes button*
*bottemless hole opens up*
*rubble falls in*

Good thing we had that installed...

 

[Aquacorde]

Hey, the rubble you put in the vending machine gave us a new disco ball.

 

[Maraala]

Now if only we had a ceiling to hang it from....

*points to big hole in ceiling*

 

[Aquacorde]

*sigh* We're never going to get this mess fixed.

 

[Maraala]

Wait a minute!
Bi! Take us back in time!

*goes back to before the Nightclub was destroyed*

Dere! All beddur!
Dank you Bi!

 

[Aquacorde]

Holy crap, sammy, you read my mind~

*hugs the bar*

 

[Maraala]

Good thing Sammy had Bi! Not that ever-so-cliche Dialga and it's Roar of Time
*feeds and hugs Bi*

 

[Aquacorde]

*lounges behind bar with champagne in hand*

If that horrible person comes back I swear I will shank him to death with a paperclip.

 

[Maraala]

*poisons the cocktail that they will order*

Heh heh heh...

 

[Aquacorde]

I shot him through VM and murdered him in DLTMSA... but he will be back, I'm sure.

 

[Maraala]

Wait! It's Pachy's fault!
Pachy made Paliner a cocktail and Jiggly a rootbeer!
And Jiggly died shortly after so Pachy must've poisoned Jiggly's drink but not Paliner's!

 

[Aquacorde]

But... wan't jiggly shot by Paliner?

 

[Maraala]

Oh...yes...that's right...so it wasn't Pachy's fault...

 

[Aquacorde]

Nope... and anyway... if you say it's Pachy's fault, you're partially blaming me, I think. Since we are each other. Sort of.

 

[mishy.]

So we have replicas here now?

/brick'd

/Tales of the Abyss fantardism

/goes to bed

 

[dead-man-walking]

A "problem" in the plan: Time Loop.

Paliner can just go in and destroy the Nightclub again. ...sob

 

[The Corrupt Plague]

Another problem: Dialga is here at the door and he looks FURIOUS. He's gonna blow any second!

 

[Akita]

*shoots Dialga with the gun I stole off of Paliner*
Problem solved, eh Corrupt?