The Nightclub (Revived)

[angel]

How are you doing Sammy? *pets Pikachu*

 

[Maraala]

Sammy is doing great, yes

 

[angel]

Glad to hear it. n_n *drinks Mountain Dew*

 

[Miss Doronjo]

What on earth is RA? :O

Gauche: *Evil laughs*

Gauche, I ORDER YOU TO DRINK CANADA DRY TILL YOU TELL ME~!
/gahz.

 

[angel]

Its like AA but for Raichus.

*cuddles Pikachu*

 

[Akita]

Why aren't you happy Kei?

I got the crap beat out of me. For no reason. While walking home from school.

Awww...
*gives Kei Dell Billie Joe to hug*

*nosebleeds at the sight of Billie*

 

[angel]

I'm sorry Kei. *hugs* People are so mean.

 

[Maraala]

I got the crap beat out of me. For no reason. While walking home from school.

Orly?
*loads shotgun*
Where are they?

 

[Akita]

Cleveland is a long way from North Carolina, Sammy.

It sucks being 5"0.

Spoiler:

I would have been fine with it if I had done something/provoked them/deserved it, but I didn't. Not cool.

*hides behind bar*

 

[Maraala]

Sammy can walk

*sends crowbar through internet*

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[Miss Doronjo]

[This brings me rage of the BROCKLYN variety.

This also brings me rage from a part of New York.
ALSO KNOWN AS BROKLYN!
*Takes out Rocket Launcher*

/Blowz up random spider outside
Yeah, that spider. Terrorizing those flies...I saw what they did to those cherry blossoms~!]

 

[Akita]

Sammy is probably more intimidating than I could ever be ;-;

I am either never walking home again, or bringing a knife next time.

*looks timidly around the NC*
*decides it is safe*

 

[Maraala]

Don't worry Kei, Sammy will protect you from zombies

Sammy walks home everyday from school
/keeps a chair leg from a chair that someone threw away in Sammy's bookbag
//It's almost as effctive as a crowbar :P

 

[Akita]

Spoiler:

It makes me feel so sad and pathetic that I can't fight for myself. (It was three on one, but still). Very, very sad.

It really, really sucks to be at a size disadvantage in a fight of virtually any kind.

I don't usually walk home, either.

Brooklyn rage?

*walks gingerly towards the center of the floor*
*is startled; hides behind bar*

 

[Maraala]

the chair leg is about 1 1/2 inches thick and made of solid wood

Sammy also customized it by putting some duct tape near the bottem as a handle (to increase grippage)

It can easily break a bone or cause a concussion if Sammy swung full force with it :P
It's like a mini baseball bat :P

Don't worry Kei, Sammy is only 4'6"

 

[Akita]

You are the same height as Mandi... but Lin is eight inches taller than me...

I hope Sammy has not ran into too much trouble (yet)?

Try living in Cleveland :P

*curls up behind bar*

 

[Maraala]

Nah... Sammy is actually pretty good with out it

One time Sammy and some friends were playing kickball and then some bully stole our ball and one of my friends tried to get the ball back but failed so then Sammy tried
/totally kicked his you-know-what
And Sammy uses the chair leg to mostly fend off wild animals (raccoons, possums, snakes, etc)
/hasn't had to use it on a human yet

 

[Akita]

{The only wild animals in Cleveland are pigeons :/

I look so horrible right now ;-;

At least you kicked his arse and not the other way around.}
*breaks some old MHL bottles with Sammy's Internet-crowbar*

 

[Maraala]

[also instead of carrying around a knife (if you plan on using it rather than for intimidation), carry around a roll of quarters or about 4 1/2 inches of metal piping that is 1 inch in diameter]

*watches over KeiKei, making sure no one gets near*

 

[Akita]

{Why? If I do have something like that happen again, it will not be for intimidation.

I always have my chick nails}

Where is my Big Brother? And my other pair? And my favorite Green Day shirt?

{"KeiKei"? That's new.}