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The Official Mafia Quote Thread

Alex Kaz

Alex Kaz

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GreyBidoof said:
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Did Candy just give birth to something or is it just me?

Edit : Sure you were...
 

Killua

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Oh the nightmares that I still have SInce my candy got stucked it was so sad. XDXDXDXDXDXDXDXD
 
Salzorrah

Salzorrah

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Gunner: Salt vs Wicked: 0

#Winner

[8:07:09 PM] Gunner: wiicked you suck
[8:07:50 PM] Gunner: if i was head honcho instead of some copy of lycan, id totally gone diplo
[8:07:54 PM] Gunner: smh
[8:12:49 PM] Wiicked: Then what kind of salty snail would you be not playing aggressive
[8:13:01 PM] Wiicked: And you call me "subpar"
[8:18:09 PM] Gunner: the salty snail who actually thinks of winning instead of dicking around
[8:18:34 PM] Gunner: no wonder i call you "subpar"
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jdthebud

jdthebud

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Here are some funny moments from a few various mafia chats in the past:

After we won Battle for Gotham, Golgari asks us how we want to end it. After some ideas were thrown around:
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From the early days of the Rebel Hideout chat (Once in a Blue Moon):
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Also, late into the Knights of Round chat (Code Geass):
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Finally, after Mana was finally recruited by Ullion in Age of Demons, this commenced in the follower's chat:
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Just some funny moments :P
 
mew_nani

mew_nani

Pokécommunity's Licensed Tree Exorcist
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FF Mafia was fun. The special chat me and Night got was madness however:

Breaking the GMs, Part I:
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Breaking the GMs, Part II
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Breaking the GMs, Part III:
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Breaking the GMs, Part IV:
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Breaking the GMs, Part V:
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Breaking the GMs, Part VI:
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Mafia 102 Commentary (With a Helping of Magical Girl Attack Discussion)!:
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Kaneki is Not Quite Dead, and Can Sephiroth EVER Be Dead?:
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Nighttime Exploration Preparations!:
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What a Terrible Night to Have a Potion:
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jdthebud

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Nani, sounds like you were madness, not the chat :P

Here's more FF mafia chat goodness in the villains chat.

After I recruited Fletch on N0:
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And after I recruited Alex Kaz:
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Then after I died (thanks Nanibae):
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Sun

Sun

When the sun goes down...
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This is why you should keep the UG Salty Snails off the kitchen! Hide your food and drinks, people!

[7:06:26 AM] Nani: man trying to make meringue cookies is time consuming
[7:08:07 AM] Delvin Mallory: Punch it in its meringue neck!
[7:08:40 AM] Abby: KILL THEM
[7:09:16 AM] Nani: I can't
[7:09:23 AM] Nani: meringue is egg whites and sugar
[7:09:26 AM] Nani: it doesn't have a neck
[7:09:46 AM] Delvin Mallory: You're thinking too small
[7:09:52 AM] Nani: these things really take a while to cook though
[7:09:53 AM] Delvin Mallory: You just can't see it
[7:09:56 AM] Sam: Back
[7:09:58 AM] Sam: What's going on
[7:10:08 AM] Nani: I'm making meringue cookies
[7:10:15 AM] Nani: and naku is telling me to punch them in the neck
[7:10:18 AM] Grey Bidoof: Newie if you don't then Naku's bloodlust won't be sated

You don't want that
[7:10:25 AM] Delvin Mallory: Hnnnnnng
[7:10:26 AM] Sam: Do meringue cookies have necks?
[7:10:28 AM] Nani: even though they are made of things that never had necks
[7:10:30 AM] Abby: MAKE A NECK THEN
[7:10:42 AM] Sam: I'm with Abby
[7:10:49 AM] Nani: I already put them in the oven I put them in almost 40 minutes ago
[7:10:54 AM] Sam: give those bad boys necks and punch them into the ground
[7:11:03 AM] Sam: Oh, well that won't work.
[7:11:04 AM] Abby: And what kind of meringue is it?
[7:11:12 AM] Nani: why am I supposed to be murdering cookies again? XD

Bonus: Cooking Mana Mama: The Rise of UG Cannibals

[4/4/2016 1:39:02 AM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): Cooking Mama
[4/4/2016 1:39:13 AM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): A game where you hafta cook yo mama
[4/4/2016 1:39:16 AM] Abby: CAN WE COOK MANA?
[4/4/2016 1:39:20 AM] Nani: no
[4/4/2016 1:39:21 AM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): lololol
[4/4/2016 1:39:24 AM] Peter: no :(
[4/4/2016 1:39:27 AM] Peter: I am not tasty
[4/4/2016 1:39:35 AM] Peter: I'm too bitter and salty
[4/4/2016 1:39:38 AM] Nani: he's not made of chocolate he can't be tasty
[4/4/2016 1:39:40 AM] Alex Kaz: We can use stuff to make you tasty
[4/4/2016 1:40:06 AM] Abby: I suggest a marinade with a blend of spices including cayenne garlic ginger cardamom and soy sauce
[4/4/2016 1:40:23 AM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): That is hot
[4/4/2016 1:40:57 AM] Nick Crescent-Miller (Crabunkey): UG: The Lair of Cannibals
[4/4/2016 1:41:02 AM] Alex Kaz: Hot fits Peter. ;)
[4/4/2016 1:41:43 AM] Peter: 8)
[4/4/2016 1:42:14 AM] Abby: Yeah the cayenne would really add an element of heat to the dish
 
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gimmepie

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JohnnyMustang said:
This message has been deleted by gimmepie. Reason: Is it really that hard for you guys to read the rules?

Gimmepie has died from not voting. He was a Blarzigordian Beetch!

Learn your rules pie
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Hey, nobody told me that my vote would cease to count if the person I voted died before the phase change.
 
Nakuzami

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Spoiler: When you play the Game of Wills, you either win or you die
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Bonus Round:
13:45 Renly whispers to Renly: Who else is a mason
14:59 Renly whispers to Renly: Oh, you're not Joffrey
15:02 Renly whispers to Renly: You're me
15:08 Renly whispers to Renly: Joffrey is dead, sorry​
 
jdthebud

jdthebud

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Bardothren said:
I would like to point out that my ego saved my life in April Fools Mafia. I tried converting myself the first night, but I only got to do it then because of the gift I got :)
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This coming after my first memory of you in a mafia game was your ego killing you in GAU.
 
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