The Omegle Thread.

[Barney.]

https://omegle.com/

This site connects you to a random person for 1 on 1 chat.

Purpose of this thread:

Post funny convos.

Spoiler:

I'm sure that some of you can produce some classics.

 

[Fox♠]

I swear to God if it was you I was now chatting to Purple I will cry a little.

 

[.inLOVE]

I freakin love Omegle. ♥

Good fun.

 

[.little monster]

xDDD Purple is da funnaye.

Spoiler:

You: Bonjour

Stranger: joe

Stranger: nıce

You: Yes

You: asl?

Stranger: A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!


Stranger: please

You: asl?

Stranger: don' ask

You: asl?

You: asl?

You: asl?

You: asl?

You: asl?

You: asl?

You: asl?

You: asl?

You: A

You: S

You: L

You: ?

Stranger: ohhh my godd

You: Oh your god

Stranger: 10

Stranger: f

Stranger: sudıa arabıa

You: Oh sweet

You: I don't believe you

You: Because you spelled it wrong :3

Stranger: ok

Stranger: im kidding

Stranger: 19

Stranger: f

Stranger: turkey

Stranger: u?

You: 16 m U.S.

You: D: Now I feel bad

Stranger: no

You: I did that to annoy you but you actually answered.

Stranger: sweet

You: I WANT TO EAT YOUR CHILDREN

You: IM BRUNO

You: WATZ UP

Stranger: im ceren

Stranger: nice

 

[Spinor]

My... kinda... got...VERY...innappropriate...

This one is probably NSFW not much language though. I'll attach the HTML log.

 

[Barney.]

Heh.

Nice convos there.

I had another one..No Screenie though, I forgot...It went something like this:

--

Stranger: Hey.

You: Hello.

Stranger: Do you have MMS?

You: Massive Mammorie Syndrome?

Stranger: Yes...Do you have it?

You: Why of course..But must know..that I also have GIMLS

Stranger: What is it? Is it hot?

You: Goatse is my life syndrome. This is hot yes?

They left.


XD

 

[Rogue planet]

Just a short one, I didn't feel like doing any dirty trolling today... xD

Stranger: Hai

You: A wild Abra appears!

Stranger: Bra? O_O

You: Wild Abra used teleport!

You have disconnected.

 

[Sublime]

Trolling omegle brings familiar faces
THIS IS FULL OF WIN

Stranger: Cirno

Spoiler:

Stranger: HELLO

You: Wanna know how I got these scars?

Stranger: <3333

You: My father was a drinker

Stranger: yes

Stranger: how

You: And a fiend

Stranger: look

Stranger: I'm a fairy

Stranger: I don't think I can help

You: Christos?

Stranger: Arian x Fi

Stranger: I like Adam

You: win

You: Do you like Went, too?

Stranger: yes

You: Adam said he wants your fairyness

You: You're a creeper

Stranger: Go away lime
You have disconnected

 

[BeachBoy]

If you know Gummy, you'll lol. XD

Spoiler:

You: hi

Stranger: hey

You: What's your favorite gummy bear?

Stranger: the black ones

ahahahahahahaha

 

[Barney.]

Oh my..I actually had a fit of laughter at that one beachy.

 

[vVintage]

hahahah i love this site

Spoiler:

Stranger: asl
You: 69/tranny/inyourmouth

 

[Hello gentleman.]

Spoiler:

You: Hello, I have children in my basement.

Stranger: Why?

You: I like them.

Stranger: Oh..

You: Are you a boy or a girl?

Stranger: I'm gay for you.

You: Were you in my basement?!

Stranger: **** off *****.

You: <3

Well, I'll be. :3

 

[BeachBoy]

Spoiler:

You: oranges or limes?

Stranger: what?

You: is it too hard of a question?

Stranger: sorry,

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

poor guy doesn't know :(

 

[Gary the Magic Fairy]

This was my favorite.

Spoiler:

You: BANANA
Stranger: and peanut butter sandwiches
Stranger: fried in butter
You: wow
You: marry me
Stranger: my sister and i used to make it a lot when we were younger
Stranger: fatter
Stranger: i miss those days
You: I used to be a fat little sister
You: then I started puking alot

*after some boring stuff*

You: I'm sorry, I get very excited by bananas
Stranger: :P
You: it's just.. the shape of them..
Stranger: i can tell
You: so... mouth-watering
Stranger: haha
You: I just want to shove them in my mouth as far as they'll go
You: I can eat 80% of a banana in one bite
Stranger: i haven't had one in like the past 8 months
Stranger: :[
You: I used to have a fear of bananas
You: when I was bitten by a giant spider in a crate of bananas at the grocery store where my uncle worked
Stranger: i've heard of those things
You: some say I almost died
You: but.. I think that's when I actually started living
Stranger: i used to work in a grocery store and would hear about them
You: because, you see... it gave me... powers.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Had this conversation about a month ago XD

 

[Her]

Stranger: hi
Stranger: how are ya
You: I lost the lottery! What am I supposed to do now, get a job?

 

[BeachBoy]

Hey guys, just to be clear, we can make this thread funny, or far too inappropriate. There's a difference. I know some have used age limits and all that jazz, but still, let's try to keep it relatively clean and not so... well, out there.

 

[Rukario]

agreed..

but the banana one just rules.

 

[MechaTrickster]

 

[Sublime]

Oh my God, this was win.

Spoiler:

Stranger: Hey Nick

Stranger: Ready for your first case?

You: Damn skippy I'm ready

Stranger: Look, I know you are a little nervous, but I am going to be right there helping you along.

Stranger: Can you tell me who the defendant is in this case?

You: You know you die in case two?

Stranger: I...

Stranger: What

Stranger: WHAT

Stranger: NO

You: Yea

Stranger: NO

You: But don't worry

Stranger: THIS CANT BE

You: You can take over your sisters

Stranger: NO

Stranger: I CANT DIE

Stranger: I HAVE TOO MUCH TO LIVE FOR

Stranger: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo

You: Just go kill Redd White

Stranger: of BlueCorp?

You: Yes.

Stranger: IM ON IT

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[I Laugh at your Misfortune!]

LOL, went on for the first time and met a troll :D

Spoiler:

This guy gave up quickly...

Spoiler:

There can be language problems...

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