Chit-Chat: The One-Liner Pie RP: cats.

[Winter]

solivagant prefers Winter around.

 

[Gabri]

Gabri advises solivagant to move to Antarctica for some winter. He wants anyone that Spring doesn't like to be as far away as possible from him.

He also tells Oddy that the dragon's balls are attached to the dragon's body, but the Dragon Balls are scattered across the planet.

 

[Oddball_]

Oddy suddenly hears an irishman explain something about dragon flaps and he dies inside.

 

[Winter]

solivagant vapes and breathes chilling fog all over Spring.

 

[Gabri]

Gabri watches as Spring hisses once again, her twilight hue intensifying. The e-cig then explodes in solivagant's face.

 

[Winter]

solivagant summons the Harbinger of Fall.

 

[gimmepie]

gimmepie has no idea what you people are on about... as per usual.

 

[Gabri]

Gabri blames solivagant.

 

[Winter]

solivagant refused to be defamed!

 

[Gabri]

Gabri rises from his chair and glares at solivagant.

 

[Winter]

solivagant sues Gabri for calumny.

 

[Gabri]

Gabri laughs, as the Portuguese legal system is shitty and takes too much time to actually decide anything.

 

[Winter]

solivagant is not Portuguese.

 

[Gabri]

Gabri reminds solivagant that this is his house in Portugal where the scene is playing, and so the lawsuit was filed in a Portuguese courthouse.

 

[Winter]

solivagant says that won't be the case if the house is blasted off into space.

 

[Gabri]

Gabri states that he has taken special measures to ensure that under no circumstance will the house be blasted to space, and especially not by solivagant's or Old God powers.

 

[Winter]

Winter thinks Gabri is all talk and blows up the house without much care.

 

[Gabri]

Gabri laughs as the dust settles and the house is still in the same spot, absolutely intact.

 

[Nero]

Nero is disgusted that he has returned from his second vacation only to find cats where the Bidoofs should be.

 

[Winter]

Winter tells Gabri to stop advertising As the Dust Settles, and quickly snaps at Nero that cats > Bidoofs.