A little late but....
*Trumpets sound and audience claps*
Me: Thank you, thank you everyone! Now, as you might have noticed...it is my one hundred and eleventyith birthay!...no just kidding hehe....I have reached 1,000 posts!
*Everyone starts cheering and "Lord of the Rings" music comes on*
A random person: All right 100marios! Good Job! Wahoo! Whoo...............................................................................................................now what?
*Awkward silence*
Me:.......................................................2,000 posts!
*Everyone starts clapping and cheering again*
...now back to regularly scheduled post....
*Gets rescued again*
!!!???
What did I do!? I can swim!
Look!
*jumps back in the water but Brawly saves him again*
......Ahh!! Look! Save Haruka!
*silently gets back into the water as Brawly looks at Haruka*
....hehe....