The PokeCommunity Quote Thread!

[Chikara]

Okay so it was brought up in the "help vip is dying" thread, that a quote thread would be fun! Be it from Skype, Showdown, IRC, or a post here on the Community, post some quotes! They can be funny, interesting, meaningful, whatever you want! Just make sure they're quotes by people that are members here at PC :D...

I'll start with King Syn being a butt on Skype.

[7:39:16 PM] Chikara: jer
[7:39:18 PM] Chikara: will you help me make a team on showdown
[7:39:26 PM] King Syn: what do u wanna use
[7:39:39 PM] Chikara: flygon
[7:39:45 PM] King Syn: no
[7:39:59 PM] Chikara: ok not flygon
[7:40:03 PM] King Syn: then what
[7:40:10 PM] Chikara: uhh
[7:40:25 PM] Chikara: idk
[7:40:30 PM] Chikara: i dont know what is and isnt acceptable
[7:40:36 PM] King Syn: what r ur fave mons
[7:40:41 PM] Chikara: flygon
[7:40:47 PM] King Syn: no

 

[Salzorrah]

Omg I have tons from the battle server...

Starting simple, srinator requested a command...

★Srinator: /ban nub should be a command
@Michonne: then you would be banned

Another quote is that when sri gets locked and the mods are finicky bout it :]

@Kyle Larson: lmao oops i forgot to unlock sri
@Kyle Larson: wow i bad mod
+Fangz: nah its pretty normal not to unlock sri
+Fangz: I mean look at it
+Fangz: who would even dare
@Kyle Larson: zeffy dared
~Zeffy: i'd ban you
~Zeffy: but, you know
~Zeffy: not enough reasons at the moment
~Zeffy: but i'm sure the time will come

After that incident, I posted that exact quote to sri at the server and he got butthurt :P

★Srinator: Zeffy was talking to slate lol
★Srinator: ur point?
+Queen of Trumpets: not really
+Queen of Trumpets: he was talking about you
+Queen of Trumpets: removed some lines that weren't important
+Queen of Trumpets: like your lines
+Queen of Trumpets: :P

Finally, to end it all, Sector can't seem to let it go. srsly it's been like a year now.

@Sector: Didn't know the Queen can do sarcasm
@Sector: Even though she freezes everyone without realizing it
@Sector: Right Whitney?
@Sector: ;D
@Sector: Gosh damn it
Sector was banned by Winry. (JUST LET IT GO)
‽Sector left

 

[Pepperton]

dude I've had some rough bowel movements over the years. you don't want to hear about them

its funny bc he cant see i posted this :-)

 

[gimmepie]

I tried quoting this post but then I realised you wouldn't even see the important stuff.

Am I the only one who actually clicked on that link?

You have no power here, Gandalf the Earl Grey (tea)

Also I probably laughed far too hard at that one (IT's in the coffee thread in general chat)

 

[Chikara]

I have no idea who this was, but

☆Koսhaі: nice fake a
Chikαrα: thanks nice fake u
☆Koսhaі: ty
☆Koսhaі: even tho its real xD
Chikαrα: whats "real" on the internet
☆Koսhaі: everything
☆Koսhaі: .3.
Chikαrα: apparently not my a
☆Koսhaі: except for ur a
☆Koսhaі: :s
Chikαrα: :x

 

[gimmepie]

my mum always said i'd be the death of humanity >:^D

I found this gem from Nakala Pri whilst stalking Sonata's VMs.

 

[gimmepie]

A typical day on the supporter Plug DJ
You should see the stuff I didn't screen

 

[gimmepie]

Spoiler:

Just some more typical Plug DJ shenanigans.

 

[Juno]

The imagery of a toaster making someone jump kind of amused me. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Alexander Nicholi]

[15:20:15] Klippy: k, but yall need to comment on it and sub me so I feel special and stuff.
[15:20:19] Alexander Nicholi: We'll get an E3 v2 and keep the RAM size :3
[15:20:24] Alexander Nicholi: Klippy
[15:20:27] Alexander Nicholi: You are speshul
[15:20:32] Alexander Nicholi: period
[15:20:33] Klippy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPrndq3prGY
[15:20:33] Klippy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPrndq3prGY
[15:20:34] Klippy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPrndq3prGY
[15:20:34] Klippy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPrndq3prGY
[15:20:34] Klippy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPrndq3prGY
[15:20:35] Klippy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPrndq3prGY
[15:20:35] Klippy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPrndq3prGY
[15:20:35] Klippy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPrndq3prGY
[15:20:36] Klippy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPrndq3prGY
[15:20:36] Klippy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPrndq3prGY
[15:20:36] Klippy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPrndq3prGY
[15:20:37] Klippy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPrndq3prGY
[15:20:37] Klippy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPrndq3prGY
[15:20:38] Alexander Nicholi: aah
[15:20:40] Klippy: LIKE COMMENT SUB LOL
[15:20:50] Necrum: Already watching it lol
[15:20:54] Klippy: Yay
[15:21:07] Necrum: I was curious if I had appeared in it yet
[15:21:13] Klippy: First bit lol
[15:21:17] Necrum: I know
[15:21:41] Klippy: Also we should do the decaying leaf spleef again. Only just avoid falling and not destroying any leaves.
[15:21:44] Klippy: *leafs
[15:22:17] Alexander Nicholi: I like snow tbh but the leaves make it more interesting
[15:22:23] Tetra {kitsuneflare}: [15:20] Klippy:

<<< COMMENT
[15:22:24] Tetra {kitsuneflare}: dun
[15:22:27] Klippy: <3
[15:22:37] Wobbu ffet: (hug)
[15:22:41] Alexander Nicholi: I don't use Google, sorry :(
[15:22:48] Alexander Nicholi: Well, at least not registered
[15:22:49] Klippy: That's fine cause this is YouTube lulz
[15:22:59] Klippy: Also I know before you say it
[15:23:01] Klippy: It was a joke :)
[15:23:14] Alexander Nicholi: One day I need to come to terms with being farmed for information
[15:23:45] Klippy: I love Google. I don't even care if they know my porn search preferences.
[15:24:00] Zero: :|
[15:24:02] Alexander Nicholi: :l
[15:24:06] Tetra {kitsuneflare}: lmao
[15:24:19] Wobbu ffet: (mm)
[15:24:32] Wobbu ffet: Lol

Another moment in the UHC chat. :)

Edit: Thought of adding a moment between shenanigans and I:

[12:41:17] #georgebest: hm
[12:41:24] #georgebest: i havent given it much thought
[12:41:48] #georgebest: how honest do you want me to be, haha
[12:42:10] Alexander Nicholi: 100%. I know it might hurt but I want senpai to feel good :3
[12:42:17] #georgebest: ...what
[12:42:42] Alexander Nicholi: go on
[12:42:48] #georgebest: senpai? d:

 

[Juno]

Was looking through some screenshots I accidentally took while playing DST. :P

Edit: oh, context - Necrum's character was a robot, hence no tongue lol

 

[moon]

Sometimes, the staff chat is very srs bz

[22:54:16] Rika: xos = sphealophile
[22:54:19] Christos: sphealosopher
[22:54:21] Rika: ... sphile
[22:54:22] Spherical Ice: sphile for short
[22:54:24] Rika: HAHA
[22:54:26] Omicron: what
[22:54:26] Jess: lol
[22:54:27] Spherical Ice: jinx
[22:54:30] Omicron: sphealophile
[22:54:31] Rika: jynx
[22:54:35] Víctor: sphile and everything will go fine
[22:54:42] Chikara: helloooo
[22:54:46] Rika: hi risa
[22:54:48] Víctor: hey risa
[22:54:53] Jess: what a time to walk in
[22:54:53] Rika: where do you stand on sphealophiles
[22:54:54] Víctor: is goodra male or female?
[22:54:57] Rika: xD
[22:55:00] Alex K: Hi Risa
[22:55:05] Jess: THESE ARE THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS YO
[22:55:16] Spherical Ice: PREACH
[22:55:58] Omicron: hey what did I walk into

 

[gimmepie]

Plug DJ conversations are the best

 

[Aquacorde]

the first thing i see when i open up skype:

[12:25:09 AM] Wobbu ffet: Lube the mine cart again

 

[Salzorrah]

:)

[4:20:57 PM] Gunner Leijon: omg the nintendo direct has started
[4:20:43 PM] Lennie: whats a nintendo direct
[4:20:47 PM] Zehn Zehnson: What?
[4:20:50 PM] Zehn Zehnson: ^^
[4:20:57 PM] Gunner Leijon: OMG NEW POKEMON GAME
[4:21:05 PM] Lennie: what
[4:21:19 PM] Gunner Leijon: https://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct/01-08-2013/#/video-ndirect
[4:21:21 PM] Candella: what new pokemon game?
[4:21:32 PM] Candella: this better not be april fools haha
[4:21:57 PM] Lennie: totes is
[4:22:03 PM] Gunner Leijon: nah
[4:22:20 PM] Candella: totally is
[4:22:35 PM] Gunner Leijon: just click the link gdi
[4:22:40 PM] Lennie: nah man the april fool's joke is that it's not fake
[4:23:59 PM] Lennie: i'm sad that i didn't notice that the date is in the url before i watched that
[4:24:00 PM] Lennie: u got me
[4:24:10 PM] Candella: lol

Later...

[4:39:13 PM] Joseph Demium: [4:21 PM] Gunner Leijon: https://www.nintendo.com/nintendo-direct/01-08-2013/#/video-ndirect
[4:39:14 PM] Joseph Demium: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu— xD

 

[gimmepie]

All the Blarzigord posts are amazing, but this is possibly my favourite.

 

[moon]

All the Blarzigord posts are amazing, but this is possibly my favourite.

Came here for Blarzigord. Was not disappointed.

 

[Alexander Nicholi]

So we were discussing terrible fakemon (Fake Pokemon) designs that appeared in rom hacks on a rom hacking IRC, when...

Ahh, I missed that. The discussion about life, the universe, and everything was most fun with that DarkPsychic fellow. Great move on Bela's part bring Ness in, he was like "I thought illuminati was a meme"

Here on #bulbagarden we're discussing some... general things, apparently.

[22:32:33] <Aigis> Quote #92: <%oneesama> fuck this it's 3AM I'm going to bed pce * LunarMage reads oneesama a bedtime story. <+LunarMage> "The story of the spic and his donkey. Once upon a time, a spic was ramming it in his donkey. He died of millions of STDs and Mexico lived happily ever after. The end." :: Added by oneesama on 2015-04-07 02:20:04
[22:33:05] <bananagram> ew, it's rizon
[22:33:07] <MakotoYuki> Oh, this. Protip: Don't join Rizon #rice
[22:33:07] <bananagram> get it out
[22:33:36] <bananagram> this channel feels unclean with it in the history
[22:34:01] <MakotoYuki> >implying this channel was clean without it
[22:34:13] <bananagram> there are levels of unclean
[22:34:26] <MakotoYuki> We break all levels of uncleanliness.
[22:34:39] <bananagram> if by we you mean rizon
[22:34:57] <bananagram> I have some level of faith in the users of this channel
[22:35:05] <bananagram> in general
[22:35:12] * ter2 has quit (Ping timeout: 128 seconds)
[22:35:34] <Nemaster> MakotoYuki: am I doing it right?
[22:35:55] * ter2 ([email protected]) has joined
[22:36:04] <MakotoYuki> But in general the users here talk about the grossest things because in general we talk about dicks because in general it's a common interest.
[22:36:18] <Nemaster> in general it's in general
[22:36:25] <bananagram> in general, shut up
[22:36:32] <kyubey> this channel is a literal tumor
[22:36:34] <Nemaster> so I generaled it while it was in general
[22:36:52] <Alex> hahaha
[22:36:56] * Disconnected (I QUIT)

 

[moon]

What kind of superhero rp did I get into...

Spoiler:

 

[gimmepie]

What kind of superhero rp did I get into...

Spoiler:

This kinds

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