Dawson
The Rebirth Is Upon Us
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- Rising From The Ashes
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Your uber n00by days were over a year ago now. You need to learn to laugh about it, everybody else does. XDI know, but your noobish days we ages ago. Mine are recent, and I'm still not completely un-noobish now, so yeah...I'm trying to get out of them and forget them at the same time.
I think I could rant about one topic, probably football, and stretch it out to the length that he did, but I don't think I could consistently do it without just repeating what's already been said in a previous post. XDI know! He should have some sort of award being able to that. I don't think I could do that in real life, let alone online. XD
Okay, time to reveal how cruel I used to be as a nine year old. At school we were working in groups, my group was four boys as we were all best friends. We were working on the floor in the corner of the room, by the windows, which were open. And another group was five girls, every single one of them was terrified of insects, specifically spiders.I would tell the stories if I could actually remember all the details. Seriously though, I hate all types of insects, and this was how I nearly ate cockroach type thing at the paintball site. I believe it was after I bought some food and it was in there. Eww, just thinking about it scares me. XD
While we were working, a spider about two inches wide crawled through the window and stopped on the wall. And this was one of those spiders with the big body, the ones that splatter when you step on them. XD So my friends and I came up with an idea to scare the crap out of the girls.
I got a 15 inch flexible ruler from one of the tables, picked up the spider with my other hand and placed it and held in place on the end of the ruler. I then bent the ruler back, aimed it at the table they were sitting at and launched the spider across the room.
Little did I know that the teacher was crouching down besides them, reading over the girls' work. The spider flew across the room, bounced off the face of one of the girls, landed on the table and started running around looking for somewhere to hide. Now, you expect to hear the girls screaming, and when they did my friends and I were all in hysterics, but when the 6'2'' teacher jumps up and yells expletives about a spider..you start to realise that maybe you shouldn't have done it.
I got detention for two weeks and the girls, who were also our friends as well, wouldn't talk to us for days. But, hell, it was worth it. And, funnily, I pulled a pretty similar prank in high school too, but with less consequences. XD