The Russian Reversal (revived)

[Gabri]

In Soviet Russia, Chuck Norris is still the uber pwnage and he still roundhousekicks YOU! :D

Keyboard

 

[blue]

In Soviet Russia, Keyboard type on you!

Nintendo DS

 

[Unknown#]

In Soviet Russia, Nintendo Ds trades YOU in for a $250 upgrade. (I don't care that my joke sucks!)

Pudding

 

[EJ]

In soviet russia, Pudding eats you.

Spoon.

 

[Unknown#]

In Soviet Russia, the spoon bends YOU!

Banks

 

[Regeneration]

In Soviet Russia, banks deposit money in YOU! /lame

Water.

 

[Gabri]

In Soviet Russia, water drinks YOU!

Superstitions

 

[mishy.]

In Soviet Russia, Superstitions beware YOU!

That doesn't even make sense.

Leaves

 

[Gabri]

That was a hard one, wasn't it? :P

In Soviet Russia, the fallen leaves step on YOU! (this was a hard one too :P and it sucks, I know)

Camera

 

[mzmingle]

In Soviet Russia, Camera's make YOU take pictures!

Hermione.

 

[donavannj]

In Soviet Russia, Hermione makes YOU do her homework!

Candy.

 

[Arma]

In Soviet Russia, candy makes YOU out of sugar.


Bears.

 

[Freedom Fighter N]

In Bolshevikia, girl buy candy you!

moe

 

[PartiallyInsaneWhimsicott]

I don't know what to do with ^, so I'll do...

In Soviet Russia, bears hunt YOU!

Mudkipz.

 

[Arma]

In Soviet Russia, MUdkipz lieks YOU!

Fireworks.

 

[Steven]

In Soviet Russia, Firework (by Katy Perry) sings YOU!

iPhone

 

[Arma]

In Soviet Russia, iphones install apps on YOU!



Curry.

 

[Legobricks]

In Soviet Russia, mirrors are transparent!

Yeah, I just wanted to break up the monotony of sentences ending in 'you'.


Ninjas.

 

[PartiallyInsaneWhimsicott]

In Soviet Russia, ninjas get YOU'd!

Dog poop.

 

[Steven]

In Soviet Russia, dog poop eats YOUR DOG!

Tornadoes