The uncle joke thread!

[Allen303]

Dj allen! Ok make a uncle jokes
Don't no what uncle joke is?
It is a basically a joke that is really awful
and has no reasen for laugh at it

 

[Roni]

we call those jokes dad jokes over here lol.

*reverses car*

"ah this takes me back"

 

[Zeostar]

I invented a new word today: Plagiarism!

Ironically I also stole this joke from google.

 

[Roni]

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[Allen303]

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Oh my god when I saw this i just fell down from the bed while laughing.................

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[Soaring Sid]

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[Roni]

What musical genre are national anthems?

Country

 

[RadEmpoleon]

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle? Attire.

 

[Soaring Sid]

What musical genre are national anthems?

Country

What. Tha. Wh. Nooooooooooooo! Aaaaaah!

Alright here's one I like.
10 + 10 and 11 + 11 are both the same. Look:
10 + 10 = 20, and 11 + 11 = 22!

 

[Roni]

What. Tha. Wh. Nooooooooooooo! Aaaaaah!

Alright here's one I like.
10 + 10 and 11 + 11 are both the same. Look:
10 + 10 = 20, and 11 + 11 = 22!

Aaaaa no math jokes dad!

Btw why was my post removed?

Now my fence has fallen over.

 

[moon]

roni is a dad confirmed

 

[Roni]

roni is a dad confirmed

Part time dad

Full time daddy