100marios
Reigning Dork Champion of PC
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- Seen Sep 18, 2017
Man-oh-man!Kayleigh said:You called me 'dear'... I CAUGHT THAT! O_o You're trying to sweet-talk me now, huh?! *bonks him again with Hiraikotsu* Just wait until my evil partner returns--You're going down! For now though, I'll have to torture you nice and slowly...
*walks off, and returns a few minutes later with a jar of mayonnaise* O-kaaay! Now it's getting serious! You can either run, or I'll be forced to open this. And it's REAL mayonnaise, not that Miracle Whip junk!
*Chokes on the cookie he was eating*
Way to get left behind, Jordan, hehe...
*Raises his index finger*
On the contrary, I was actually--OOOF!!
*Falls over after being whacked with the Hiro-what-so?
Uhh... A.K.A. Very Big Boomerang*
Fer bloomin' daisies! I've had enough of this!
*Leaps back up on his feet and unsheathes the Tetsu-who-ga... A.K.A. Very Big Sword, hehe*
HAHAHAHAHA!!! What'cha gonna do now, eh?
*Watches her grab a jar of mayonnasie*
....
You know, big swords are so over-rated, hehe...
*laughs weakly and slowly schuffles away*
Ah, that's right! The birthday song!
*Jumps up on stage again*
This little musical number is dedicated to a good friend of mine!
Ahem...
Happy birthday to you!
You live in a zo--OOOHH!!!
*Gets whacked off the stage by the Big Boomerang and lands on the ground*
Please, no autographs until afterwards, hehe...
*Passes out*
Heh, if I get the chance, I could try to get ahold of my sister's microphone to sing the song for real... but, knowing her, she'd be glued to it all day, hehe.
I'll give it a shot, I suppose!
Oh yeah, do you know what time you were born, Kayleigh?
I just thought I'd ask!
(Ehh, my wit is running low at this hour, hehe)
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