Brock: Misty, I'm late double cheeseburgers!
Jessie: For weeks, it has been our goal to acquire Pikachu for... *as she starts to speak to Meowth and James, a Krabby Patty made with gross-out items quickly zooms in the screen; Jessie turns around and points at the sign* AHA!!
Mew: Ever alert, Lucario has trained himself to sleep with his eyes open.
Lucario: Stop shouting! I'm napping!
Kyogre: There's evil afoot.
Manaphy: EVIL! Where is it?
Kyogre: There it is! (points at Lucario) You know what this means? (opens up box with shiny rings)
Manaphy: Donuts!
Kyogre: Oh, brother. (puts ring on Manaphy) Say the oath.
Manaphy: (in his adult voice) Manaphy and Kyogre, UNITE! (the ring Manaphy wears works) Use a Hydro Pump at him!
Mewtwo: Listen up, you villains. I wanna play Bomberman Quest on my Game Boy Color. If you don't get out of here, then by the power invested in me, I now pronounce you man and wife!
Mew: What is going on in here?
Mewtwo You may kiss the bride! (Charizard gets kicked out)
Blastoise: Did you re-unite Mewtwo?
Charizard: No, but I'm married.
Tyrogue: I think I'm going to be sick! (He vomits)
Azurill: Where's the leak, ma'am?