Things you don't say to a cop

[salmence33]

Ur mom beez a hipocrite... have you gotten fatter?

 

[Ninja Caterpie]

Offisher, I swear to drunk I'm not god!

 

[salmence33]

give meez a god damz banana

 

[Forever Forbidden]

why don't you sit on my lap officer...

 

[Kay Ryu]

Please pig, I'm busy putting on my makeup. Give me a sec

XD;

 

[Forever Forbidden]

Don't you flash your little lights at me, Mr! and why don't you show me YOUR license and registration, hm?

 

[sanny the hedgehog]

officer!! its terrible i just lost all of my crack! can you help me find it?

 

[PokemonMichael]

i have a good lawyer!
honest

 

[Spinor]

OH MY GOD! You look blue! You must have been raped by Michael Jackson.

 

[WriteThemWrong]

I was only speeding because I thought you were chasing me.

 

[PokemonMichael]

I was just on my way to your sisters house.

 

[WriteThemWrong]

WHAT?! You're letting me go with a warning?!

 

[Spinor]

In Soviet Russia, 9/11 cause YOU! But this is America, so you're screwed, officer.

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

You can't pull me over for speeding! I'm, um... I'm Jeff Gordon! It's my job to speed!

 

[>Feelings<]

Hey hey hey! I-I didn't do anythin'
I wus just lookin for ma' truck of cocaine!

 

[Akaito]

You need to lay off the chunky monkey; It's gonna kill ya!

 

[Forever Forbidden]

Here you go >waves stick< go fetch!

 

[Spinor]

If I surrender my be load of donuts at the back, will you decrease the fine down 99.99%?

 

[salmence33]

ZOMG, IT"S A MONSTER.

oh wait it's just your face.XD

 

[Deleted member 12729]

Your wife left you, didn't she.

Yeah, she was good.