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Officer, could you please refill my flask? It's been a long day.
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Things you don't say to a cop
- Thread starter Ho-Oh
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Go back to your Spice Girls and Wham!
Elite Overlord LeSabre™
America's Best-Selling Full-Size Car, 1993-2005
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Get out of the car? That's not what your mom said last night.
Starway
Artist and Gamer
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What I can't hear you, my Radio's to loud!!!
Shedinja8
Niger, atrum vel malum. Sumo.
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- Darkest corner of your mind...
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"What? Oh, I'm sorry.... I'm alittle high right now so I wasn't paying attention..."
Corvus of the Black Night
Wild Duck Pokémon
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"Well, what do you know? All you do is sit on your ass all day and eat donughts." - real quote. Not mine, though - never had to deal with a cop.
HoneyBubbles
walk this way
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- dude its snowing. <3 something is terribly wrong.
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"yes, I am drunk, and you are ugly. However, tomorrow I'll be sober and you will still be ugly".. or something like that.
-uncreative- D:
Winston Churchill was funny.
-uncreative- D:
Winston Churchill was funny.
Elite Overlord LeSabre™
America's Best-Selling Full-Size Car, 1993-2005
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Officer, do I have a bit of white powder on my nose? I tried to get it all off, but I don't have a mirror to check.
Melody
Banned
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*stumbling around*
I'm no stinker...I..I mean drinker!
I'm no stinker...I..I mean drinker!
Elite Overlord LeSabre™
America's Best-Selling Full-Size Car, 1993-2005
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- Some Quality Inn somewhere, probably
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Whatever, I done it. Don't know what it is, but I done it. Maybe now I can see my mama in the state pen now...
Oblivion Reaper 2.0
Not Dead Yet
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look a distraction!*runs away*
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- PA, USA :effort
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1. Denied.
2. How about... no.
2. How about... no.
Snow Phoenix
The transient snowman
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*Cop points to blood on shirt*
Oh, that's just a stain. *Smiles*
Oh, that's just a stain. *Smiles*
BHwolfgang
kamikorosu
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Officer, are you just pulling me over because I stole your donuts, or was it because I slept with your wife last night? Oops! I didn't mean to say that!
It was the other way around.
It was the other way around.
Oblivion Reaper 2.0
Not Dead Yet
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You are one ugly S.O.B. oh wait thats your mom.
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You're one big CILF, you know?