Things you don't say to a cop

[Akio123]

Wanna go out later tonight?

 

[Alistair]

I've got donuts! You want one!? Go get it! (throws donut).

 

[♣Gawain♣]

Can you hit me with a pan, officer?

 

[Lash]

Hold on, shut up dude, I'm getting a call from my drug dealer. Lay off for a couple minutes so we can set up a plan.

 

[Spinor]

In Soviet Russia, criminals arrest YOU!

 

[Xebelleon]

I wasn't speeding. I'm allergic to the brake pedal. Wanna see my doctor's note?

 

[moments.]

"Great! I was on my way to the airport to leave for Mexico..."

 

[Lash]

Hey man, you broke the speed limit for chasing me! I say you should get the speeding ticket.

 

[Spinor]

You have guns? Well I got these babies on my biceps armed and ready

*(0)─ '' ─(0)*

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

'Bout time you caught up with me, grandma. Are those patrol cars powered by donut residue or somethin'?

 

[Lash]

Listen here buddy, either you drop the ticket or I drop you!

 

[moments.]

"I will give you $10 for a pack of smokes and for you to drive off now."

 

[Melody]

*syrupy sweet baby mocking tone*
Does the goood cop wanna donut.
*shoves the donut into the cop's face*

 

[the bitter end.]

*Cop stops you on the border of Texas and Mexico.*
Cop: Are you an American citizen?
You: Of course... HEY GUYS IN THE BACK! KEEP IT DOWN!

 

[Forever Forbidden]

If i keep it quiet that you're harassing me, Mr Cop, can i has your hat?

 

[Lash]

Oh please, quit lying. You know you didn't pull me over to give me a ticket, you just pulled me over to ask me out.

 

[Artemis]

Ew, you smell like old donuts...Oh Wait!!! Wasn't it you with the large tummy I saw gobbling all those jellied donuts last week?

< ._. >

 

[Elite Overlord LeSabre™]

While you're searching my car, see if you can find that 9mm I lost the other day, okay?

 

[salmence33]

How do you go to the bathroom in that thing...DANG THATS HUGE

 

[Spinor]

Welcome to my portable Condom shop! We have special Extra Small sizes just for cops like you!