This or That? You decide! [Version 3.0]

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Read a book! I like to hold it in my hands and read on paper!

Chess or Checkers?

Checkers. That is a fact.

Fan fiction on one universe only or crossover fan fiction on two or more universes mixed together ?

 

[StCooler]

Fan fictions are generally not great... I'd rather read one with several universes mixed together, it's probably going to be absurdly funny :)

Ice-cream: vanilla or pistachio?

 

[Megan]

Vanilla, always vanilla. Unless there's also apple. In that case it's still vanilla but then there will also be apple as a second!

ebay or Amazon?

 

[ReKoil]

I on occasion use amazon...
... perhaps I've used ebay too, but I can't remember if I ever did xD
Amazon.

Link or Zelda ?

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

That would entirely depend on which Link or Zelda. (unless you're asking about which name you use in a game file, in which case, (insert joke here)
For example, in Ocarina of Time I'd pick Link, but in Skyward Sword I'd pick Zelda.

Fries or Nachos?

 

[Megan]

I haven't had fries in a long time. So, I'll pick those! :D

Fire Element or Wind Element?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Fifth Element

Wind Element, so that I can fly!

Lightsaber or laser rifle ?

 

[ReKoil]

Laser Rifle because why bring a knife to a gun fight?
I'd prefer to keep my distance from an opponent.

The Terminator movies or the Matrix movies?

 

[stringzzz]

Matrix movies, still haven't seen the 4th one yet, though.

Build a sandcastle or build a snowman?

 

[StCooler]

Snowman, there is snow 6 months per year where I live :)

Be a vampire or be a werewolf?

Spoiler:

What do you mean this is a choice you make in Skyrim?

 

[stringzzz]

Werewolves tend to rage when the full moon is out, so vampire. It seems like a more peaceful existence, aside from draining blood from people. :S

Gain the ability to fluently speak and understand every language known in the world, including animal languages, OR become completely immortal?

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Speak every language! Easiest choice ever, as I really enjoy languages as a whole. Plus I would NEVER want to be immortal...

Fly or Teleport?

 

[Megan]

Teleport for the time save.

Twitch chat or Discord?

 

[ReKoil]

I'm pretty unfamiliar with both... aside from watching some twitch streams that ended up on Youtube, I've never seen either at all myself. Clearly the answer is MSN Messenger.
*has Google flip a coin for him* Tails. Discord it is.

Aladdin or Lion King?

 

[stringzzz]

I like a lot of characters in both... Aladdin, though, simply because the original Genie voiced by Robin Williams was meant for him, it was the perfect fit. (RIP, Robin, you were epic)

Lose your hearing completely or lose your taste completely?

 

[Cosmega]

Losing your taste could be somewhat beneficial. I could eat all kinds of healthy foods without ever needing to complain that they taste yucky!

Painting or drawing?

 

[Megan]

Drawing. I know it a lot better than painting and it feels a lot more like I'm in control.

Liquid soap or hard soap?

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Hard soap! It does not leak, and some of them (like one I personally had) are made with chocolate!

Spoiler:

Cold soup or hot soup ?

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

Hot please, not a fan of cold soups.

Microwave or Toaster oven?

 

[ReKoil]

Microwave I guess.... never used or had a Toaster oven.
Then again if they were to be offered to me, I'd pick the Toaster Oven just to give it a try =3

French or German?
The language.