Toontown Mafia [T????O????????O?????????N????T??????O???????W?????N??????? CLOSED] [P?E???NG?U????I??????N??S ????W?I??????L??????L P??A???????Y?]

WHY THE HELL DO YOU CARE SALTYMUSTBANG? I THINK YOU'RE THE ****ING SALTBOT THAT SOLD ME THIS ****ING SALTS OMG SALTYMUSTBANG IF I COULD VOTE FOR YOU I TOTALLY WOULD RIGHT NOW.

---

This segment of Salty Gunner is presented to you by NaCl-umps! If you order in the next 50 seconds, you get a Salty Gunner action figure, free! Well? What the **** are you waiting for? Get one now!

WARNING: NaCl-umps may induce increasing salt levels, mood swings, irrational behavior, tendency to kill off SaltyMustbang, strangle Saltypie and his goods, etc etc. NaCl-umps is not held responsible for any side effects induced. NaCl-umps is banned in the state of Connecticut.

---

AND **** YOU SALTBOT AD OMG
 
This is gimmepie here from Piewow and Slappie introducing my new product the "Gunner is lying" pie! This amazing product will prove my innocence and kill the pretender in JUST ONE NIGHT PHASE!

Are you following me camera pie? Watch as tonight I poke an enormous hole in Gunner's act potentially confirming her as the Sellbot and certainly proving her as scum, all with the amazing mafia-killing power of the "Gunner is lying" pie!
 
[Kill] gimmepie

Coin toss said one lies.
 
This is a very special advertisement from Tosser Corp. For a reasonable price you can all purchase tickets to watch the most talented pie tosser in all of toonland for his finale show tonight whilst he kills the lying mafia scum with a single toss of his fantastic pie. Tickets are still available.

Then you can enjoy a pie of your own with our special two-for-one deal celebrating the death of yet another cog at the hands of the great gimmepie.
 
Draskk said:
Johnny seems to want to pin gunner down when they posted FIRST
Gimmepie posted in the same type of after the initial post
Click to expand...

Take a look at yet another fantastic new product from the Tosser Corporation, the FactPie 2000! Take a bite of this magnificent pie's delicate crust and feel the knowledge enter your body as you digest it. Just one bite of this delectable dish and you will learn amazing facts just like the one below!

Who posts first with a claim is a somewhat viable thing to consider in Epic Mafia but makes little sense in forum mafia when one person may not be available to post at the same time as the person they're CCing.​

If you call Tosser Corp direct right now, we will supply you with our Deluxe FactPie 2000 which contains bonus facts sprinkled in such as

I've basically been hard claiming my role for the last several posts. I've been a pretty big help to you all this game and you'd do well to trust me.​
 
jdthebud said:
Do you guys not want to listen to me, a confirmed inno, when I say that Gunner was the one hit by the Sellbot? Gimmepie, I don't know why you are going after Gunner so hard, but your pies will not kill him.
Click to expand...

LOOK AT THIS MAGNIFICENT PIE! IT EVEN COMES WITH HOVER TEXT! BUY IT!

[PokeCommunity.com] Toontown Mafia [T????O????????O?????????N????T??????O???????W?????N??????? CLOSED] [P?E???NG?U????I??????N??S ????W?I??????L??????L P??A???????Y?]


Edit: Okay that was way too much text for a float so my amazing pie now comes with a free plain old boring but very informative paragraph as seen below.

If Gunner was hit by the Sellbot, why did I get a message telling me that I was? Whilst I admit that it's odd they made me vote Gunner herself, I can only assume that this is a ploy to get me killed. There are sixteen roles listed in the OP, this game started with 16 players. There is no secret roles. I was definitely hit by the Sellbot, I was made to sell pie and to target Gunner.

Since there can only be one role with the selling effect and it only hits one person each night according to its description (that person being me) I can only assume Gunner is faking, suggesting she's mafia. If you can give a better explanation I'd like to hear it.​
 
Last edited:
YOU KNOW WHAT, **** THIS. I'M ****ING CALLING IT NOW, SALTYPIE AND SALTYMUSTBANG ARE CONNIVING AGAINST ME. I AM REALLY ****ING ANNOYED RIGHT NOW LIKE OMG. AND IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ****ING SORRY IF MY POSTS WERE "SCUMMY" BECAUSE ****IN HELL FOXSALTY NEVER REALLY EXPLAINED MUCH ABOUT THIS ****ING ADVERTISEMENT AND THAT I SHOULD TALK ABOUT THIS "WONDER****ING" PRODUCT CALLED NACL-UMPS WHICH BY THE WAY HAS 50% MORE SALT IN IT AND THAT I SHOULDNT TALK SALTY. I DONT EVEN GIVE A **** ANYMORE IF YOU GUYS ****ING DONT BELIEVE ME WELL, YOU JUST GAVE THE SALTYCOGS A ****ING BIG ADVANTAGE.

---

BTW FOXSALTY SAID IT WAS ****ING OKAY FOR ME TO TALK SALTY BECAUSE HE ****ING LOVED IT, SO THERE, HAPPY?
 
This is yet another advertisement sponsored by Tosser Corporation.

Don't waste your precious votes on killing gimmepie! No! Watch as the great PIE TOSSER performs yet another miraculous throw of one of his famed pies by killing the lying mafia scum Gunner in her sleep!

Then treat yourself to one of Tosser Corporation's mouth-watering info-pies that contain actual information - like how gimmepie saved jdthebud on night zero and killed Daydream the mafia scum on Night One - instead of just a moderately amusing series of salty rants that tell you just about **** all! That's right, take a bite of one of these delicious TOSSER CORPORATION info -pies because I AM THE DAMN TOSSER.

Was that hard enough?
 
jdthebud said:
Okay guys Gunner was clearly the one visited by the Sellbot...but gimmepie may not be mafia either since Gunner was forced to vote for him.

Either way neither should be voted for right now.

[Kill] Golgari for not paying attention
Click to expand...

but jd... my vote was a joke because Bard said that killing gunner would grant me extra special discounts.

So besides the fact that GP is claiming the tosser of pie (oh the irony), did we not have a gibberished player yesterday?
 
Last edited by a moderator:
Golgari, no one was channeling Billy Mays on D1, unless it was supposed to be Arsonist, who never said a word.

Unless no one else will cc gimmepie (which was kind of obvious Bard), we need to find someone else to vote for besides gimmepie and Gunner, as neither of those are cogs.

So, assuming gp is telling the truth, we have four confirmed innos now - Davepetasprite^2, gimmepie, jdthebud, and Nimsy.

I am willing to vote for JohnnyMustang though. [Kill] JohnnyMustang
 
Yeah it's confusing . I'll not be around when day phase end so going with bandwagon.

[Kill]JohnnyMustang
 
jdthebud said:
Golgari, no one was channeling Billy Mays on D1, unless it was supposed to be Arsonist, who never said a word.

Unless no one else will cc gimmepie (which was kind of obvious Bard), we need to find someone else to vote for besides gimmepie and Gunner, as neither of those are cogs.

So, assuming gp is telling the truth, we have four confirmed innos now - Davepetasprite^2, gimmepie, jdthebud, and Nimsy.

I am willing to vote for JohnnyMustang though. [Kill] JohnnyMustang
Click to expand...

I get that you're confirmed inno but that doesn't mean you can just say other people are without actually knooo-OH! Wait I think I understand now :X But I still don't understand how that makes gimmepie innocent?

[Kill] gimmepie

 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top