After nearly burning down an entire forest, defeating the OHKO King Brock (Lesnar), and going treasure hunting in The Second Most Annoying Location In Kanto: Mt. Moon, our heroes find themselves in Cerulean City. And they have just learned it's gym leaders mono-type...
Right now...you don't even know...
You want to know why your Slowbro is confused? BECAUSE PUNCH ISN'T A REAL MOVE! Okay, you're stupidity has made me feel better about my life. I guess I can continue this journey after all.
**Missing Screenshot**
Nugget Bridge Challenge? Trainers for me to beat up on!
Never even hurt Savior once.
Correction, we. :t058:
Sure.
Uh... I said yes...
Okay nevermind, if their recruiters are complete idiots, the leaders must be insane.
...bring it...
Damn straight, foo'! And you coulda had this on your team, had you not been a re-re.
Well SOME OF US are trying to win a challenge here, kid!
Zero: Well I saw your Mom naked last night.
Kid: HEY! MY MOM'S DEAD YOU JERK!
Zero: ...I know.
KID: :cer_eek:
Baby, that's what they all say.
...err, buddy, I hate to be the bearer of bad news...
**One Broken Relationship Later**
OH! I know this joke! I'm a tepee, I'm a wigwam! I'm a tepee, I'm a wigwam! I'm a...wait...you're name is Bill and you transformed yourself into a Clefairy...
O_o'
You know, with him locked in there...I could totally take everything he owns in here... I think I'll do that instead.
**STOLE S.S. ANNE TICKET! :D **
Time to go play Cops and Robbers at that house!
You know, this isn't your fault. I mean, I just committed theft a few moments ago. Stealing's awesome. The only reason I'm beating the hell outta you is because I officially hate all Rockets.
Why?
Don't ask stupid questions!!!
Also, give me back what you stole!
**ROCKET GIVES BACK TM!**
...
**ZERO POCKETS AND USES STOLEN TM!**
:3
**I'm not even going to humiliate myself with the screenshots of fighting Misty my first hundred times... This screenshot somes it up well enough**
I HATE YOU SO MUCH!!! I'LL BE BACK FOR THAT BADGE!!! ....GATORADE HYDRATES BETTER THAN WATER!!!
**Zero finds the Underground tunnel, and decides to practice his moonwalking skills**
♫♪HIIIIIGGGGHHHWAY TO THE...DANGERZONE!♫♪
♪♫HIIIIGGGHHWAY TOOOOO...THE DANGERZOOOOOONEEEEE!!! ♫♪
♫♪HIIIIGGHHHWAaaayy to...the....erm...uhhh....
**Rushes out**
.....................♫♪
DANGERZONE!!!!♫♪
Chapter 4:
VERMILLION TAKEOVER!!!
Savior And Zero Scorch The Lands!
**In an attempt to level up Savior enough to be able to take down Misty's Demonic Starmie, the duo start by taking out every trainer on the east side of Vermilion**
I AM YOUR GOD! EVERYONE OF YOU BOW DOWN TO ME!
**And then proceed to, illegally, bored the S.S. Anne and defeat every trainer aboard**
No, no one ever listens is what the problem is. :disappoin
AH WHAT THE HELL!? How'd you get on this ship!?
Battle? Sure yeah, not like I ever have a choice...
Wait...you're proud that you aren't? What you want, a freakin' cookie?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO RAISE YOUR POKEMON!
Cut Master: ...
Zero: ...I like your mustache.
Cut Master: :t086: *gives CUT HM*
*The fun ends shortly after though, when Zero stumbles in on an old man crossdressing**
You were wearing a dress. ^_^
**Guards come in**
You're the kid who stole Bill's ticket!
**Abandons ship as its departing**
FINE! WHO NEEDS YOUR CRUISE LINE!
... ;_;
**BACK TO MISTY**
OHKO'ing her Staryu everytime.
As for Demon God Starmie...
MIE RECOVERED HEALTH! ... >_<
This happened about three more times...then suddenly...
No confusion... No Crit hits...No recovery!
Two Secret Power attacks was all it took to fall that demon, which Savior then immediately cracked open its hard exo skeleton and fed on its tasty insides... Except not, cause the law is already after them enough as it is.
**Before leaving Cerulean, Zero goes ahead and holds up a bike store with Savior...**
**Or they can just turn in this random Bike Voucher they found stuck on the side of a garbage can**
Speaking of garbage cans... Onwards to Surge!
My main HM Slave can't learn Cut. Thankfully, my Cut Slave can!
Seriously, Surge, you're supposed to be a US Soldier, most likely Green Beret... WHY ARE YOUR POKEMON SO WEAK!?
...and why have I never noticed how feminine your pose is...
Too bad Savior had already used his (stolen) Dig attack!
AUTO OHKO'S FOR EVERYONE!
(lol at the five damage done to Savior)
No, this is a shocker!
**Caution: Heavy Rain Spoiler**
...
So next is the most annoying place in all of Kanto... ROCK MOUNTAIN!
All I need to do is go get the FLASH HM and I'll be on my way!
....FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-!!!!
...
Next Time On:
Zero And Savior vs The World!
Chapter 5:
Journey To Rock Mountain!!!
♫♪"Flash! Ahhhhhh!!"♫♪