Vending Machine

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

It gives you a bottle of Lawn Wine.

*inserts a chicken*

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You get a choriucken!

*Inserts a Falcon Punch*

 

[ReKoil]

The VM explodes, uttering a low pitched 'whyyyyy?' as it passes on.

Spoiler:

*Inserts a new Vending Machine to replace the one FCG broke*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

you receive the VM's medical bill.

*inserts cup of hot cocoa*

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

*Snatches the hot cocoa cup before it gets too far in the VM, and drinks it to the last droplet!*
"Yummy!"

*Inserts the now empty cup*

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

*You hear a lot of crunching noises coming from the machine*
It rolls out a note with the words "Thanks, that's just the snack I needed right now!"

*I insert a lightbulb*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You get a moth!

*inserts painting*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a review by some art snob who overly harshly criticizes everything in an attempt to get you to sell your masterpiece to them cheaply.

*inserts flashlight*

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You get a Geth!

*Inserts a Krogan*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You get a letter from VM explaining that it doesn't know what you mean!

*Inserts coin*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a napkin with the pawprints of all the eeveelutions!

*Inserts Icicle Spear*

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

You receive a Flamethrower TM!

*I insert a pair of brass knuckles*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You get a pair of brass toes!

*inserts Umbrella*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a vial of the T-virus. Use it wisely.

*inserts balloon*

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

You hear a loud POP, followed by the machine spitting out some confetti. Mazel tov.

*I insert a brand new copy of Pokemon Violet*

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You get a copy of Pokémon Lavender!

*Inserts a copy of Fallout 4*

 

[PoryKid575]

You get Fallout 76!

*inserts coin*

 

[ReKoil]

You get the king from someone's chess game and a note stating that the player will come seek you out for it. They will find you... and they will ki...

*inserts a button*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You get a remote without buttons!

*inserts math book*

You get a copy of Pokémon Lavender!

I HAVE MY OWN POKEMON GAME!? :D

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

You receive a calculator!

*I insert a roast chicken*