Vending Machine

[ReKoil]

The Vending Machine gets up and runs across the road. It leaves the roast chiken behind for some hungry stray cats and dogs and then comes back.
It then asks you why the chicken crossed the road.

*inserts a roll of toilet paper*

 

[Starlight]

The vending machine spits out three bars of gold... then decides to give you a fourth just to be fair. You walk away with your riches unaware the vending machine's clock is mistakenly to 2020...

*inserts Paper Mario origami sheet*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You get a paper hammer!

*inserts ocean water*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a salt stone. Happy cooking!

*inserts empty mug*

 

[PoryKid575]

You get a coffee machine!

*inserts coin*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You get a mechanical keyboard!

*Inserts the VM into itself*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a thread that implodes on itself and becomes unusable!

*inserts a MacGyver style quick fix for the thread*

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

The thread (and by proxy the VM) is restored to working order.

*I insert a 'buy one get one free' coupon into the VM*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

The VM gives you two chocolate bars, but you have to buy one of them!

*Inserts coin*

 

[ReKoil]

The VM gives you a Seel plush and asks you to deliver it to an address on the included card. It tells you to never try to open the plush and that you should probably hurry.

Spoiler:

Spoiler:

Because there's freshly baked cookies inside, of course!

*Inserts a banana peel*

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

The VM gives you a banana split!

*inserts a banjo*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You get a Kazoo!

*inserts metal pipe*

 

[ReKoil]

You get a ladder that was missing a piece, which the VM jury-rigged for you.

*inserts his imaginary friend*

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

The machine starts to shake and rattle, then it spits out a portal to your imaginary friend's world where you are the imaginary one!

*I insert a wheel of cheese*

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

The machine spits out a blue cheese wheel and the wheel speedily rolls away to the next Green Hill Zone gotta go fast!

*Inserts a TCG card*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You get a binder!

*inserts tiredness

 

[ReKoil]

You get a sleeping blindfold!
if the link doesn't work, it was a pic of a Vaporeon, Sylveon and Snorlax sleeping blindfolds

*inserts a McFlurry*

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

You get some fries with that!

*inserts a Amiibo*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You get a Mario plushie!

*inserts ice cube*

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

You get an ice sculpture of Glaceon Vaporeon!

*inserts a toy car*