Vending Machine

[Roni]

you get to become the Governor of California for a week!

*down the coin goes into the slot*

 

[Squirtlenator]

you get a statue made in your likeness

*inserts coin*

 

[Megan]

You get a small little terminator who tells you that he'll be back!

*coin*

 

[Squirtlenator]

you get the next two days off. Enjoy them

*inserts coin*

 

[ElBurrito]

You get your wallet back

*inserts le coin*

 

[Megan]

You get a piece of paper that says "try again".

*more coin*

 

[ElBurrito]

You get a piece of paper that says "I lost the game".

*pounds coin in with sledgehammer*

 

[Megan]

The sledgehammer gets reflected off of the machine and its head lands right on yours. You may not get anything else from the machine but at least you get a free ride to the hospital.

*coins fall from the heavens*

 

[Squirtlenator]

you get a relaxing trip to anywhere you want

*does the thing*

 

[ElBurrito]

You get The Thing.

*flicks coin into machine*

 

[Squirtlenator]

you get a model burrito replica

*inserts coin*

 

[ElBurrito]

You get a bag full of air, with an additional bonus of exactly 1.5 chips inside.

*inserts coin*

 

[Megan]

You get an egg sandwich

*slot<-coin*

 

[ElBurrito]

You get a sandwich inside an egg

*melts coin and pours into slot*

 

[Squirtlenator]

error error can not compute

way to go burrito you broke the vending machine.

*wheels out the old one and brings in a new one*

don't break this one burrito

*inserts coin*

 

[Megan]

You get a certificate for being the first one to insert a coin!

*yet more coin*

 

[Squirtlenator]

you get a Commemorative plaque

*inserts coin*

 

[jaggybeanz]

you get a limited edition Lego Star Wars Death Star!

*inserts coin*

 

[ElBurrito]

You get a limited editio Lego Vending Machine. It doesn't vend anything, but at least it's made of Lego!!!!

*properly puts coin into slot*

 

[Megan]

The machine properly dispends a can of soda.

*flipping a coin but it falls into the slot*