Vending Machine

[ReKoil]

Your son merges with the VM and seeks you out for revenge! meson -> me son

*inserts an outdated calendar*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You get an outdated newspaper!

*inserts bubbles*

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

Your bubbles are rejected, and hence you received them back 🤣 😂 🤣



*Inserts "&" . *

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

You get a amp and some sand!

*inserts basket of muffins*

 

[ReKoil]

You get invited to Bake Club! Rule number one of Bake Club... don't talk about Bake Club!

*inserts an empty Ketchup Bottle*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You get an empty mustard bottle!

*Inserts data*

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

You gave in the raw input, hence received raw output !!


*Inserts Poochyena*

 

[ReKoil]

You get imprisoned for animal Pokemon abuse

*inserts maniacal laughter*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You get a vending machine that now wants to stop your evil plans!

*inserts battery*

 

[Lapis_Laz95]

You get a toy VM that runs on a single battery!

*inserts cricket bat*

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

Match referee appeared, and slapped you with fine of level 5 for breaching code of conduct by throwing your bat away in the machine for disappointment for getting dismissed on golden duck !!

*inserts black hole 🕳 *

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You get a Gardevoir!

*Inserts a big, green, serpentine dragon.*

 

[Alex_Among_Foxes]

You receive a garden snake! ^^

*I insert a $100 bill*

 

[~Cinderace~]

You get a lemonade!

BEHOLD *inserts arceus from nowhere*

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

Lemonade! ♪ Yo-ho-yo-ho! A pirate's life for me! ♪

You get a divine interview!
(Edit : I bugged. Sorry :p )

*Inserts an interview.*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You get a soda pop to interview!

*Inserts Spear*

 

[Delta Crowned Sword]

You received icicle spear !!

*inserts Aura Sphere*

 

[ReKoil]

You get an Aura Cube!

*inserts book of outdated puns*

 

[𒈟Lavemu𒐫]

You get a book of outdated mystery gift codes!

*inserts virus*

 

[Fact Checking Gardevoir]

You get Sandygavast Antivirus!

*Inserts a mane brush*