Ways to get kicked out of WalMart

[Shanghai Alice]

2. Make a thread like this. Danmaku battle in the food aisle.

Bonus points for A Marisa Kirisame and Reimu cosplay are absolutely mandatory.

 

[Massacre.]

1. Put chemicals in clothes.
2. Interrogate the manager.
3. Start a war with the hunting equipment.
4. Get a girlfriend/boyfriend.
5. Advertise "nuclear weapons" at the eyewear shop.
6. Ask for an Adam Lazzara haircut.

 

[Zeta Sukuna]

9: Let Cirno freeze the isles.

10: Swordfight with a mad cannibal, that wouldn't be good, now would it?

 

[twistedpuppy]

11. Flash the old greeter lady. So deliciously evil. >:P

 

[Ethan Gold]

16. Ask for a Wolverine kids costume despite your large size. (Reference from Black Man Angry at Walmart)

 

[angel]

17. Run around screaming at the top of your lungs. "The aliens are in Walmart!"
18. Throw food at the manager
19. Put ALL the carts in the back part of the parking lot.

 

[Purple Materia]

20. Hide in the clothes racks. Whenever someone walks by, shout PICK ME!!!
21. Whenever there's a message over the intercom, fall to your knees, shouting "Get out of my head!!!"
22. Walk in naked, looking for underwear. When asked why you're naked, tell the manager. If the manager asks why you're naked, "THIS STUPID CITY KEEPS ASKING ME QUESTIONS."

 

[angel]

23. If anybody talks to you say "Why?" over and over again.
24. Make salespeople cry.
25. Steal ketchup and put it on. Walk around with it on and act like your hurt.

 

[Zeffy]

26. Walk up to the manager and smack him/her in the face and say "You're dumb!". xD

 

[KanadeTenshi]

27. Throw a grenade in. Most likely to be jailed, though.

 

[twistedpuppy]

28. Walk in to where they sell goldfish, make sushi out of them and give them to all the kids.
29. Put on woman's underwear and sing "Sweet Transvestite".

 

[Zeffy]

30. Walk inside, strip your clothes off then yell around saying "THERE'S NO CLOTHES IN HERE!!!".

 

[Riku]

Start selling your own, cheaper merchandise just inside the doors.

 

[Pokestick good times.]

33. Throw cans at people using a ribbon.

 

[Headfirst For Halos]

34. Set random things on fire using a lighter.

 

[Spacial Sage]

35. Grab six pokemon plushies, shove them into oversized pokeball toys, and then throw them all on the ground, yelling, "Go! [Pokemon]!"

 

[donavannj]

37. Order a ton of food at the Subway/McDonald's/other restaurant in the store, and then proceed to start flinging the food at random customers in the store, shouting "FOOD FIIIIIIIIIIGHT!" as you do.

 

[A Pixy]

Order everything at (insert fast food place here), then leave and never return. :U

 

[-i Pwn teh noobs-]

put super glue on the seats of the display bikes

 

[The Corrupt Plague]

40. Take a dump in the checkout aisle.
41. If you are a guy, then take a big dose of Viagra before you go and be sure to wear a speedo.
42. Leave in a puff of smoke before you walk out the door by dropping a smoke bomb.
43. Get caught shoplifting.
44. Show up at the place while drunk or high.
45. See those cameras everywhere? Give them the middle finger.