Me: Are you going to kill me?
Jirachi: Perhaps the fates will be with you...
Me: Huh? Is that a threat?
Jirachi: Perhaps the fates will be with you...
Me: Just answer my question!
Jirachi: Perhaps the fates will be with you...
Me: Stop saying that!
Jirachi: Most likely, the answer is yes...
Me: So you're going to kill me...?
Jirachi: The answer will be clear in good time...
Me: How long is that...?
Jirachi: Most likely, the answer is yes...
Me: Are you stupid or something?
Jirachi: I can see the answer from all sides
Me: And what is that supposed to mean? Answer me!
Jirachi: Do not count on it!
Me: well fine then, I wont...
Jirachi: A sincere wish is your heart's true desire
Me: Then I wish you would answer me...Are you going to kill me or not?
Jirachi: I am getting a very positive feeling about that
Me: Well finally...Can I go now?
Jirachi: Perhaps the fates will be with you...
Me: Not likely, because I'm going to kill you first!
Jirachi: Do not count on it!
Me: Is that a challenge I hear, Jirachi?
Jirachi: Most likely the answer is yes...
Wow, its as if that jirachi was actually talking to me...