Went is awesome, American Football isn't

[Nihilego]

We should be better staff members. So, here's a thread for us to talk about real football. Hopefully we can stop derailing other less important threads now.

So how about that Manchester United?

 

[Squirrel]

You are a disgrace to humanity and I hate you.

But yeah they're p awesome.

 

[Nihilego]

No, I'm being responsible for my actions, Alex. You should appreciate how thoughtful I was being towards other staff by making this thread - now you can all get on with your business while we talk about football in a controlled and appropriate environment.

 

[Kano Shuuya]

Went is a fabulous staff member, thanks. </3

 

[Nihilego]

But he could be much more fabulous.

IF HE WOULD POST IN THIS THREAD ANYWAY.

 

[Alternative]

I went to a football game once, it was horrible.

 

[Nihilego]

It's not horrible if you like football! And if you don't like football, you shouldn't really be going anyway lol.

Also are you American? If so, you probably didn't go to a football game.

 

[DrFuji]

I went to a football game once, it was horrible.

I concur. Absolutely nothing happened at all.

 

[Ivysaur]

Madrid have collected two draws in a row so hopefully today they'll collect a bad result as well (without Pepe, Özil and Lass) and make the league burn!

Also thank you Tear <3 And screw to all the morons who can't see the beauty of football. Go away.

 

[Nihilego]

Lol @ what happened to those three. What happened to that stupid ref who sent them all off anyway?

 

[Ivysaur]

Lol @ what happened to those three. What happened to that stupid ref who sent them all off anyway?

Pepe: 2 matches for calling the ref "Son of a *****".
Mou: 1 match for calling the referee "filho da puta". I guess they were softer on him as he used a different language for the name calling.
Rui Faria: Mou's physical trainer, 2 matches for being sent off for the 4th time this season.
Özil: 1 match for the straight red.
Ramos: Got one yellow docked out so he'll play tonight. He's one booking away from a 1-match ban anyway, so it's going to be fun. I fully expect him to be serving it next week.

And the ref is very well thank you.

 

[alisaie]

Football is my favorite sport (or at least the sport I can tolerate the most) but I only seem to watch it during the World Cup sorry. :c

 

[Nihilego]

Pepe: 2 matches for calling the ref "Son of a *****".
Mou: 1 match for calling the referee "filho da puta". I guess they were softer on him as he used a different language for the name calling.
Rui Faria: Mou's physical trainer, 2 matches for being sent off for the 4th time this season.
Özil: 1 match for the straight red.
Ramos: Got one yellow docked out so he'll play tonight. He's one booking away from a 1-match ban anyway, so it's going to be fun. I fully expect him to be serving it next week.

And the ref is very well thank you.

I hope by that last line you don't mean you agree with the ref's actions, Went... iirc you said some people got sent off AFTER the final whistle blew.

 

[Lerroux]

We have a football thread for this kind of talk. Why don't you talk there?

 

[Nihilego]

It's pretty dead. And not staffy enough.

Do you like football, Lerroux?

 

[Lerroux]

Your opinion doesn't really matter in this case, Razor Leaf.

 

[Nihilego]

...sorry what? Why ask a question which you don't want an answer for? |:

 

[Lerroux]

I was trying to be nice. It was a rhetorical question.

 

[Nihilego]

In that case, Lerroux, please tell me - whose opinion does matter?

 

[Kenshin5]

Pssh football it is all about Formula 1.