Pepe: 2 matches for calling the ref "Son of a *****".
Mou: 1 match for calling the referee "filho da puta". I guess they were softer on him as he used a different language for the name calling.
Rui Faria: Mou's physical trainer, 2 matches for being sent off for the 4th time this season.
Özil: 1 match for the straight red.
Ramos: Got one yellow docked out so he'll play tonight. He's one booking away from a 1-match ban anyway, so it's going to be fun. I fully expect him to be serving it next week.
And the ref is very well thank you.