My real name turns up some ner's blog, a bunch of old scandal stories, the movie Gridiron Gang, and a total of 980,000 results. (None of which were related to me the last time I checked. Yes, I was that bored)
My username turns up pretty much every site I've posted in, a couple sites where people copied it, and a bunch of stuff relating to, well, finding glitches.
I've done some extensive searches in the past, and I'm not even in any public records that have been put into online archives. In fact, its almost like I don't exist. (On the other hand, the same records list my mom as having two seperate names, which is untrue, and a google search of my dad's name reveals a former basketball player and someone who used to work in audio for the movie industry)