What household item would you pick up to fight a velociraptor?

[BakingBluePotatoe]

hm.... I'd dump the soup I'm eating now in it's eyes, step on it's head, grab the gun that happens to be in my room (seriously), hope it's loaded, and shoot the hell out if it.

 

[Guillermo]

Right now, I am currently near the kitchen (The computer is near the kitchen!) so I would grab say.....a Knife. The biggest Knife we have (Which is VERY big!) and then cut it's leg and run! And if I can't use a Knife....then I will boil my kettle, and burn the little thing!

 

[Mr. Curling Iron]

I would throw my keys into it so that it comes in from the front door, then i'd run away from the back door :D

 

[Guillermo]

@iMiraj how would a dinosaur open a door with keys? seriously it has small hands!

And for this to stay on topic I would now use.....one of those rolling things where you roll pastry and stuff. Big wooden one in the closet!

 

[BrandoSheriff]

if the bat don't work (which it should), then i'll get my swordplay practice stick and tie a knife on the tip and just swing away! :D
or i can always resort to Axe spray and a Lighter. makes a heckuvan awesum flamethrower! :)
or maybe i'll stuff it in the oven and turn it on max heat...
either way, i'm still playing soccer with its head.

 

[Yuoaman]

Umm... the big knife in the kitchen... yeah... Cut the tendons in his legs, then scream like an 8 year old girl who just saw a big, hairy spider, and run out the back door...

 

[Led Zeppelin Pwn]

soccer ball.
Maybe my skills in brawl with that will pay off?

 

[Master Jecht]

I would grab a fork, knife, and a bib. Its eat or be eaten!

 

[Madden King 2000]

Wow, I'll grab my metal baseball bat and start practing on him so I can try out for baseball which I'll never do.

 

[Her]

To fight a velociraptor? I would pick up my mom.

 

[Neko]

To fight a velociraptor? I would pick up my mom.

XD That's horrible! lol

Hmm... I'm thinking I would either pick up a blender and chop it's brains out, or grab a set of butcher knives... it's all slice and dice from here, peeps. XD *dies*


-Neko

 

[Virtual Chatot]

A gun...
seriously, this is just a retarded thread.

 

[Master Electrician]

The M1 rifle in the closet. Seriously people, not that difficult.

If it was the dorm room I'm in right now, probably the door itself, try to break the thing's neck.

 

[icomeanon6]

I happen to be one of the fortunate people for whom a shotgun is a household item.

Killing raptors with firearms FTW, baby!

 

[Guillermo]

It clearly says "household" item!

Clearly I would put my mums glasses on it, making it see blurry and run for my life, after whacking it in the head with my cat's scratch post!

 

[icomeanon6]

It clearly says "household" item!

Your house doesn't have a gun? Loser.

If I had to use a creative item, I would have to go with my brother's old gym socks. My sense of smell is near nil, and I imagine that a raptor can smell pretty darn well. After the raptor is retching because of the odor, I would finish him off with a pen, which I hear is mightier than the sword.

 

[Guillermo]

I was referring to the person who posted before you, your post got in my way?

Also 3 cheer for glass in it's eye?

 

[Master Electrician]

Ummmm... We have an M1 rifle in our house, along with several other firearms.

 

[ErickaVolt]

A stun gun! Once it is paralyzed, I will capture it! ;3

 

[squirtle rocks!]

id get my dads axe and whack it in the head with it