What household item would you pick up to fight a velociraptor?

[Aegis]

This is a thread I've always wanted to start, but didn't have the courage until now XD

So anyway, imagine a velociraptor materializing in your home, what household item would you use to fend it off?

 

[Gymnotide]

Er. MY FISTS ARE WHAT I WILL USE.
BAM BAM UPPERCUT. TAKE THAT STUPID DINO.

That's what it gets for breaking into my house.

 

[Luck]

I guess the hard cookie that was under my table for about a year now.
its as hard as a diamond now.
but if not that, then my vacuum.
i'll blind it and run for my life.

 

[J]

I'd grab my mouse, and hopefully the laser on the bottom will blind it.
And run awaaay.

 

[Hiidoran]

I'll chuck my iron at it!
Hopefully that would knock it out.
If not, I suppose I would try to bribe it. xD

 

[popsicles.]

I WILL USE MR.CLEAN'S BLUE PEEKING EYEEZ TO SCARE IT AWAY

Nah, that won't work :/
I'll just throw the paper-schredder-thing at it. :3

 

[usami]

I'll lure it to my large indoor pool on the east wing of my house and throw a radio in.
But since I don't have any of that, I'd probably just throw whatever I could grab at it. :(

 

[Rogue planet]

A chair or my speakers and if the iron or kettle was on I would burn it.

 

[Toblerone]

Hmm.. some matches or a fire extinguisher XD. Maybe i could burn it then cool it.. or something :D..

 

[BeachBoy]

Awesome topic involving one of my top two fears. Yes, I know they're extinct. >:|

So, what do I grab in my house? My bat. :D Bash the head knocking it out temporarily. (Best Case scenario) And then run like all hell.

If bat doesn't count, I'll throw the metal chairs. >O

 

[Roy G. Biv]

Assuming she doesn't decide to make friends instead I'd sic my dog on 'im ^_^

Assuming the dog thing fails I will toss a pound of hamburger out the window and hope it goes for that instead of me.

But of course a large metal pole might work better...

I don't know, I'm indecisive. Good thing I won't be having this problem any time soon :D

 

[Legobricks]

Knives from the kitchen; the air pistol; the two-handed axe; the saws in the garage; the mains-powered drill; the rounders bat; the hedgecutter. I'm surprised nobody else has thus far managed to think of using something with actual killing potential. Oh and you can't tell me the air pistol isn't a household item, 'cause chances are you're American and have a revolver under your pillow. :P

Or I could just hide in the fridge with all the food until the raptor's gone. :D

 

[Saltare.]

hmm, good question...I'd use my black-belt karate skills to fight it off lol no, if I had to, I'd run in my brother's room, take the Xbox 360 and smash it over its head, and if that didn't work, I'd open up a picture of my cousin and it would see it and run out ;) lol but i would do the Xbox 360 thing then run into my room and lock my self in and hide under the bed...

 

[Eruption]

The sock thats been tied to my bedpost for four years. :D

 

[Idiot!]

Umbrella, walking stick, axe, bleach, poker, long rope, pesticide, weedkiller etc

 

[Sweet Candace]

Oh let's see...

-I'll grab a frying pan and whack it on the head repeatdly

-I'd grab laundry detergent and forcibly make it drink it

-I'd grab one of the really sharp knives in the silverware droor and stab it

 

[fade101]

*grabs bugspray* Begone giant lizard!!! *velociraptor thingy is blinded by the poisonous gas* Take broomstick and chase it away...
...If that dont work... then i'll just call my mum to get rid of it LOL!!!
Thats what mums do best ;D *proud*

 

[Red1530]

I find something to stun it with then run to my neighbor's house. Then I would borrow his rifle to have a "little" hunting expedition.:rambo:

 

[Saryka]

In my house I'd use... my large frying pan, or that massive pot my mom uses to cook spaghetti noodles. Those two items would be LETHAL, I tell you. >;

Or, haha, I'd light a fire in our outdoor firepit and stick its head in it. <3

 

[kohei]

I read the question, looked around my room, and cried in despair after I noticed I have no possible weapons.

I do have an umbrella with a strong frame, but that's right next to the door, not good enough...

Well, I have my laptop :/