What If? Redux

[Roni]

you'd either break a lot of promises, or need to buy a lot of plane tickets...

what if the entire alphabet was backwards?

 

[Starlight]

desufnoc eb lla d'ew

What if apples tasted like curry?

 

[Roni]

i wouldn't be eating apples as much anymore

what if humans had 50 teeth?

 

[Starlight]

The tooth fairy would be rich from overtime

What if snow was hot to touch?

 

[Roni]

nothern european countries would have a LOT less inhabitants

what if the equator was the cold climate part, and everywhere else was tropical?

 

[Starlight]

Santa would need a bikini and some shades.

What if wheels were triangular?

 

[Roni]

i'd be WAY more carsick lol

what if unicycles were more common than bicycles?

 

[Starlight]

There'd be twice as many spaces for parking cycles.

What if the earth was flat?

 

[Roni]

it isn't? :p

what if jet fuel could actually melt steel beams?

 

[Duck]

The materials industry would be way different and the conspiracy theorists would find another talking point

What if we were nocturnal

 

[Roni]

a lot of people sort of already are. not much would change i guess?

what if our skin never got affected by sun damage?

 

[Starlight]

I'd still somehow tan in the dimmest light.

What if Mando ate baby Grogu?

 

[Roni]

i might've actually watched that series then

what if all foods were spicy to a degree?

 

[jaggybeanz]

Then mankind would have developed an enzyme to fully dissolve capsaicin

what if Pokemon never existed?

 

[Roni]

i wouldn't be spamming on forums that don't exist. i'd probably find some other way to procrastinate tho

what if all English words had at least 4 syllables?

 

[Starlight]

Universal populations, everybody - especially lackadaisical individuals - unquestionably abandoning ubiquitous conversation.

What if I stopped spamming?

 

[Roni]

Then we'd never finish Jolteon :<

What if I joined in 2012?

 

[Starlight]

Pokecommunity would have needed a server upgrade.

What if cotton wool was sharp?

 

[Roni]

sheep would be at the top of the food chain

what if i were more active on Discord?

 

[Duck]

You'd work less and presumably make less money

What if we lived in a post-scarcity society?