What If? Redux

[Roni]

technically it already does with the electricity bill, but if i have to pay on TOP of that, then by golly catch me just using a basic phone from here on out lol. those things' batteries still take weeks before they need charging right?

what if everyone had a built in autotune in their vocal chords?

 

[Starlight]

Modern pop music would sound much the same as it does now 😈

What if horses had 200 brake hydregion power?

 

[Roni]

every single horse would have three heads and neigh in German. hey i actually like the sound of that let's make it real.

what if dogs and cats lived up to 300 years on average?

 

[Starlight]

Cats would rule the world and would have figured out how to enslave the dogs by then.

What if tomorrow was Sunday?

 

[Roni]

i'd suddenly not be at my house :p

what if no one had depression?

 

[Starlight]

Psychologists would need to rent their couches out for TV parties!

What if the clock strikes 13?

 

[Squirtlenator]

than we're all in trouble 😬

what if the sun rose in the west and set in the east?

 

[Roni]

we'd all probably be walking backwards too or something

what if world leaders never existed?

 

[Starlight]

We wouldn't have had some sickening atrocities 😔

What if Elsa just let it go?

 

[Roni]

a chain of events would've prevented Kristoff from meeting Anna, and thus my fave Disney couple would've ceased to exist ;-;

what if Shrek came out in 1977?

 

[Starlight]

He would have been a giant Yoda type character. What in my swamp are you doing?

What if the Northern lights had a switch?

 

[Roni]

they'd happily be enjoying Pokemon Sword right about now :3

what if houses all had dome roofs?

 

[Starlight]

They'd kill this thread for a week!

What if sandwiches were illegal?

 

[Roni]

then i'd be a heck of a rebel~

what if cats had two tails?

 

[Starlight]

No. Just no. Give them opposable thumbs before letting them have propellers 😱

What if there was only one pokemon but with 900 different patterns?

 

[Squirtlenator]

there would be a lot of rage quitters

what if all animals could converse with us?

 

[Starlight]

They'd be able to tell us when they're in pain.

What if the moon stopped reflecting the sun?

 

[Roni]

we'd need a LOT of flashlights at 6pm.

what if there were 20 other planets in our solar system?

 

[Starlight]

Solar system mobiles would be too heavy and fall on poor kiddies

What if golf balls were made of potatoes?

 

[Roni]

Making mashed taters would be a sport instead of a job.

What if steel was soft like pillows?