What If? Redux

[Squirtlenator]

clapping would really hurt 👏

what if the grass was blue?

 

[Starlight]

They'd have to rename greens in golf! Then they'd have the blues! Sorry couldn't help myself ;)

What if snickers had a more sensible name?

 

[Squirtlenator]

then we couldn't snicker at the name for how funny it sounds



what if we got chocolate milk straight from the cows?

 

[Roni]

goats, carabaos, and buffalos will really need to step up then

what if the entire Earth was still one huge continent like Pangaea?

 

[Megan]

Then we could play with the dinosaurs!

What if this is all just a simulation?

 

[Roni]

if the actual real world is much more awful, then i guess i'm staying here...

what if all country names were palindromes?

 

[Starlight]

ABBA would sing all their national anthems!

What if no glass was see-through?

 

[Squirtlenator]

we would be living in boxes with four walls

what if the wind never blew?

 

[Starlight]

Renewable energy would be more of a problem!

What if butter tasted like cabbage?

 

[Squirtlenator]

"I can believe it's not butter" would be the new slogan

what if we could still wear onesies?

 

[ElBurrito]

Then people would stop giving me weird looks at the grocery store.

What if bears could fly?

 

[Squirtlenator]

then they would fly south for the winter...to hibernate

what if stores never closed?

 

[Megan]

Then retail workers would crawl up the ceiling.

What if doors were only accessible in one direction?

 

[Starlight]

All buildings would have one-way systems!

What if birds couldn't fly?

 

[Megan]

Then seats on planes would be harder to get.

What if planets were actually cubes?

 

[ElBurrito]

Then flat Earthers would be partially correct, the Earth would indeed be flat, albeit on 6 sides instead of one.

What if everyone aged in reverse?

 

[Squirtlenator]

anti ageing cream manufacturers would go out of business

what if water was red?

 

[RadEmpoleon]

The ocean would be a giant pool of blood.

What if snakes grew legs?

 

[Squirtlenator]

they would be called lizards

what if dinosaurs were still around?

 

[Starlight]

The whippersnappers would have to find a new slur for old people.

What if candles never melted?