What If? Redux

[Roni]

x-rays would be decomissioned?

what if the floor was actually lava?

 

[Squirtlenator]

All the hours of playing "the floor is lava" when I was young would pay off and I would be trained for this.


What if there was no sun?

 

[Roni]

this guy's Twitter would make more sense

what if forums never went out of mainstream internet popularity?

 

[Starlight]

I'd be a lot happier :(

What if you could melt and solidify yourself at will?

 

[Roni]

same :c

i'd be able to enter a lot of restricted areas and avoid arrest more easily. not that i would ofc, but...

what if Earth was called Glorp?

 

[Squirtlenator]

Than we would be the laughing stocks of the universe...Glorplings

What if the moon was made out of cheese?

 

[Roni]

the moon would've completely disappeared by 1992.

what if pigs could fly?

 

[Squirtlenator]

We're going to need a stronger umbrella

What if cars could fly?

 

[Roni]

airline companies would do everything in their power to run that to the ground

what if all fat ladies could sing?

 

[Squirtlenator]

Than the outcome of all events would be known or in other words "It's over"

What if the sun never set?

 

[Starlight]

We wouldn't have to worry about vampires... or Ash Ketchup.

What if Nintendo Switch screens were black & white?

 

[Roni]

i might be able to afford one.

what if our fingers were naturally razor sharp?

 

[Squirtlenator]

Everyone's profession would be a barber

What if we had tails?

 

[Roni]

furries would feel a lot more at home

what if we had an ear on our forehead?

 

[Squirtlenator]

We could hear everything in front of us

What if we could teleport?

 

[Roni]

teachers and bosses wouldn't ever accept any reason for us being late anymore.

what if the Earth entered a blackhole?

 

[Squirtlenator]

Don't know but, I don't want to find out

What if the rainbow was actually made of Skittles?

 

[Starlight]

Ritchie Blackmore would be diabetic.

What if golf clubs were made of rubber?

 

[Squirtlenator]

Golfers couldn't break them in half when they miss a shot

What if vehicles actually ran on hopes and dreams?

 

[Roni]

i'd want a vehicle even less than i do now

what if the plural of ox were actually oxes?