What if they were real? rated 16+ (just in case any adult themes come up)

When a Pokemon uses an attack it lets it's guard down so if you can dodge it and attack before it gets it's wits about. This was something that Israel's father had taught him. "Sceptile jump over him with acrobatics and hit him with Leaf Blade!!!" Israel said telepathically, he didn't need to tap the ball this time. Tapping the ball was a signal to telepathically connect Israel and Alakazam, and now they were already connected. "I have tricks that you haven't seen afterbirth, and why are you idiots with the cameras still here, get rid of them Yasumi" said Israel. Yasumi let out a Hydreigon from it's Pokeball, "leave, now" she said. "You can't threaten us" said one reporter, "it's against the law." "True" said Yasumi, "but I'm the long lost daughter of Akio Tanaka so if you want your story I've got it." All of the cameras turned toward Yasumi.

(OOC: If you want the cameramen back in the picture you can bring them back in.)
 
(OOC: It's no problem. And I think I'm coming a bit close to godmodding. I think it's time for Israel to land an attack soon.)

"Jump forward and use Night Slash!" John said as Sceptile jumped. John had figured he would land anywhere but where he had just been, and was mollified when Sceptile tried the same thing as last time. Aquanis had moved out of both pokemon's attack range. John sighed and shook his head.
"I thought you said you knew other tricks. Can't you at least try! This is getting emberassing! Ice Beam again! And thanks for getting those idiots to think about something else for a change!" John said casually. Aquanis spun around and fired another blue beam at Sceptile.
 
The ice beam attack hit Sceptile dead on, and it sent it's HP into the mid lower Yellow. "how he doing this?" thought Israel. The cameramen went off to interview Yasumi leaving John and Israel alone. "All right" said Israel telepathically, "we're screwed if we get hit with another ice beam so here's what I want you to do, use Leaf Storm and stay in the storm so that when or if Dewott dodges it you can use your speed to jump in front of it and use leaf blade." Israel knew that this had to work, Sceptile was the one using Leaf storm so the leaves wouldn't damage him. And now for the final part of Israel's strategy, "No what's embarrassing was the freaken beating you took from your dad every night until you finally grew some stones and did something about it" Israel knew what was missing from this battle, psychology, Israel wouldn't forget that from now on especially since John called him a moron. Then Israel gave his false command, "Sceptile use Leaf Storm."

(OOC: Yeah we just kept dodging each others attacks, and that's getting old.)
 
(OOC: Sorry, was out having a very crappy birthday. Bit I'm back now.)

"That was nothing compared to the beating I'm going to give you if you don't shut your trap!" John snarled. Shadow rubbed against his leg and he reached down and picked her up, cooling off a little.
"Focus Johnny! Don't let his words hurt you. That's all they are," Shadow said quietly. John tried to calm down. He succeeded in relaxing a little bit. When Sceptile remained in the Leaf Storm, John knew something was up. This was a trap. Time for something reckless!
"Aquanis, jump into the Leaf Storm and use Night Slash on Sceptile!" John said. Aquanis leapt inside without hesitation. John could barely see the glowing black blades being swung at something through the Storm. He could also barely see the glowing green blades being swung in retalition.
 
"You take the full damage when you leap into the storm moron" said Israel. Israel loved the moved that he just made, that Dewott was an evasive thing but nothing beats a good strategy. Inside the storm Sceptiles Leaf Blade met Dewott's Shell Blade and the attacks cancelled each other out, and this was now a slug fest and Sceptiles were masters of Jungle combat, but if Sceptile took one more hit it was down, and the same was probably true for Dewott, whatever the case, Israel knew what to do, "Sceptile use Leaf Blade!!!" Sceptile was leaving himself open for an attack but he would probably faint the enemy, or maybe this would be a double KO who knew only time would tell.

(OOC: Hint Hint Hint.)
 
(OOC: I used Night Slash, not Razor Shell, but that's fine.)

Aquanis blasted Sceptile with everything he had. The bright blue Ice Beam hit Sceptile and knocked him out of the Leaf Storm. But Aquanis had also gotten hit by that Leaf Blade. As the Leaf Storm dissapated, Aquanis was left lying on the ground, the same as Sceptile. John smirked. That thing was weak if it couldn't stand up to Aquanis, who was at a disadvantage. He returned his fainted pokemon and thought about Israel's team. Everything John had, he had a pretty good counter for. Except for Shadow. But he wasn't going to send her out until he saw that Alakazam. So, he decided to settle for his power house.
"Cinder! Tear it up out there!" John said as he sent out the Charizard. Cinder roared a challenge. He was John's toughest pokemon! He could even beat Breaker! He wasn't going to lose to this punk!
"Your Sceptile is pretty pathetic if it can't even beat Aquanis without fainting!" John taunted.
 
"My Sceptile was my weakest Pokemon but knocked out your what? Second Pokemon you ever got? It should have been stronger and evolved by now, plus if your little Dewott would have stayed still my Sceptile would've killed it, you basically ran and hid the whole time like a coward so I'm pretty happy with my Sceptiles performance, and now I'm going to send out my second weakest Pokemon, something that's still gonna beat your Charizard" said Israel sending out Swampert. "Swampert start this off with Surf" ordered Israel, the Swampert punched the ground and summoned a an ocean wave that headed straight for Cinder.
 
"There's more to a battle than the pokemon. You have to fight with a stratigy. Aquanis didn't evolve because he doesn't want to, and I respect that. And that weak unevolved Dewott kicked your Sceptile's butt no problem! And you must be crazy if you think I won't use any advantage I can get! Battles are fought to win! Not to be fair! Why do you think I'm not mad about you doing that cheap thing with your Alakazam? Is it because you are a coward that can't win his battles without tricks? No! It's because you are the same as me. Admit it! Cinder, take off and use Dragon Claw!" John said. Cinder flew up high above the waves and came down, slashing his glowing purple claws at the Swampert as he went back up. John knew he would have to make a substitution soon. Cinder was amazing, but he was in way over his head here. Cinder moved easily through the air and roared a challenge at Swampert.
 
"Well, at least you respect something" said Israel, and John was right strategy was the key to winning which is what Israel was about to use. "Swampert, aim your blizzard at the sky where Cinder is and use surf on the ground if he lands, If he gets close you use stone edge to to cut him when he gets here" said Israel telepathically. The Swampert fired a snowstorm from his mouth, summoned a wave, and also summoned a sharp stone for if Cinder got too close, hopefully this would work. Cinder came closer for the Dragon Claw.

(OOC: Hey if one of us Godmods let's tell the other person so they don't, so if I Godmodd you tell me to knock it off and Vise versa okay?)
 
(OOC: Ok. Let's do that.)

"I only respect those that are worthy of respect," John said arrogantly.
John was about to implement a strategy of his own. The minute the attacks were lauched he called Cinder back. Cinder had been caught in the Blizzard, but he was a fire type, so it did normal damage. The attacks ended and John sent out Leaf.
"Time for a little strategy of my own! This will be as easy as taking out that worthless Quagsire Marty has! Leaf, use Magical Leaf!" John shouted. Leaf spun his leaf around and fired glowing golden leaves at and around the Swapert. He would have to be as quick as Aquanis to dodge them all. John stood with a triumphant smirk on his face. Leaf had a few tricks up his sleeve, and Israel would not like them at all!
 
"Use Mirror Coat!!!!" shouted Israel, and the leaves hit Swampert dead on doing alot of damage considering the double weakness, but Swampert stayed standing and sent the attack back with double the damage. "My Swampert can take alot of damage but that was a powerful attack too bad for you" said Israel happy with what he had done. Israel was not defeated so easily.
 
"Fool. Leaf, use Synthesis!" John said. Leaf started glowing green before he was hit by the attack. He was hurt very badly, but because he was getting more life, he hadn't fainted. That was one powerful move, but John was proud. He was proud he had raised Leaf so well. The little pokemon had been very roughed up, but was still standing. He was sure Israel would be blown away by this.
"Synthesis again," John said. Leaf started glowing green and his health was restored some more. Israel would be hard pressed to take this little guy out.
 
"So it knows synthesis?" thought Israel, Israel knew that he had to one hit KO this Pokemonso he ordered his most powerful attack, "Swampert use Blizzard!!!!" said Israel. Swampert launched his powerful blizzard attack hoping that at least the opponent would be frozen.
 
John smirked. He had just the solution in mind. Leaf had gone back to full health. It was now or never.
"Leaf, use Leaf Storm!!" John said. Leaf gathered up his power and sent out a powerful Cyclone of leaves, negating the worst of the Blizzard. He then sent it right for Swampert. John didn't care if Leaf got hit by another move. He just wanted this battle over with! But Leaf was very weak from that attack. He wouldn't last much longer. John would have to use Synthesis again soon.


(OOC: I had my facts wrong. Israel used Mirror Coat on Blizzard. Now, I'm not sure if I can Counter it or not. I need to look up the attack. Give me a minute. Edit: No, it can't be used with Counter. I'll change my post.)
 
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Israel's Swampert would be screwed if it got hit by the Leaf Storm but Israel had a plan, "Swampert use surf as a barrier." Swampert summoned the freak wave to use as a barrier against the storm. The attack worked but some leaves shot through sending Swampert's HP into the red. It was now or never and time to finish the Chikorita, "Swampert use blizzard" Swampert created a spread out snowstorm to wide too escape, it took away from blizzard's power but that Chikorita's HP was in the red.
 
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John knew the strategy he had used before was not going to work again. Leaf was just too weak. So, he decided to take Swampert out with him.
"Magical Leaf!" John said. Leaf twirled the leaf on his head sending out a lot of glowing golden leaves at Swampert. He wouldn't be able to make a water barrier this time, the leaves were just moving too fast. And Leaf had shot them in a pattern that would make it nearly impossible to dodge. So, that was good. What was bad was that Leaf got hit with the Blizzard! The poor Chikorita fainted, and John called him back. That left Tempest, Cinder, Sparky, and Shadow. John choose to use Cinder again. Now, Israel would have hothing that could really stand up to the big Charizard. Cinder snorted in boredom. John turned back to see if Swampert had fainted as well.
 
Swampert was hit and fainted but Israel had some gloating to do, "Well gee golly John, your Chikorita must have been pretty weak to be taken out by a Pokemon that it had a DOUBLE FREAKEN TYPE ADVANTAGE over." When John sent out that Charizard again Israel knew what John was thinking, "He's got nothing to counter this" but Israel did, he had Blaziken, and while it was true that Blaziken was weak to flying types, Israel figured that John probably didn't teach it any flying attacks because John in his arrogance would never even think of a situation like this, and because he was telepathically linked to Alakazam and Alakazm could Psychically read what moves a Pokemon had. "Alright go Blaziken use rockslide attack" said Israel sending out Blaziken. Blaziken summoned rocks above Cinder's head, this would be one heck of an impact if it hit.
 
"I'm still doing better than you are. Cinder, Dragon Claw!" John said as Cinder casually stepped out of the way of the falling rocks. He puffed as though he was bored and took to the sky again. He flew toward the Blaziken and swiped his glowing purple claws at him, then flew off again before the Blaziken had time to attack him. This was going to be easy. John didn't need Cinder to have a flying move to beat this fool. The ground bound Blaziken would be hard pressed to win a battle in the sky.
"Why did you stop trying? Do you really want to lose that badly?" John mocked. He was getting a little angry, but he couldn't afford to lose his cool. He was going to swap out again soon anyway. Cinder was an awesome pokemon, but he was not as suited to this as another of John's pokemon.
 
"Blaziken use counter" said Israel, the Dragon Claw had hit but was reversed back on Charizard doubling the damage, and the math added up, that charizard had taken a blizzard already so that had to put him in at least the lower yellow. "And just how have you been doing better than me? We're both down two Pokemon and right now it's not looking good for your Charizard, Blaziken use rockslide again" said Israel. Blaziken had used another rockslide but unknown to John was that another rockslide was coming from two of the only ways that Cinder could realistically escape, a little telepathic message made sure of that.
 
Cinder backwinged abruptly, and all the rocks fell harmlessly around him. Israel was a fool. John called Cinder back, and sent out Tempest. She chirped happily. She was pleased she was finally getting to battle. Let Israel slowly chip Cinder's health away. Cinder didn't care, and soon he would be in dangerous territory. John smiled. This was going perfectly.
"Simple, but I'll tell you after the battle. For now, Tempest! use Hurricane!" John shouted. Tempest flapped her wings and powerful winds flew out in all directions. John smiled, this attack would be hard to avoid.
 
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