What would YOU do in a certain scenario?

[Who's Kiyo?]

Um, option one, obviously. I love things that are slightly larger than they'd regularly be.

wow that was pretty sexy

You've been invited to a Pokemon tea party. What do you wear?

A) um ... What I usually wear?

B) MY FINEST THREADS

C) Naked or bust

D) Slurpuff dress or die

E) I am Looker, therefore, trench coat or die.

F) wait who throws a Pokemon tea party that's dumb​

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

WAIT WAIT DO YOU MEAN I'VE ENCOUNTERED A WILD FURRY

WAIT SIR COME BACK I'VE READ SO MUCH ABOUT YOUR PEOPLE

... (I think my reaction counts as B? A very eccentric and emotionally scaring B.)

You turn on the local news station and hear a story about how Nintendo has just announced that they will be making a Pokemon crossover title with Nickelodeon's franchise Spongebob Squarepants! How do you react?

A) Welp, I guess I'm done playing Pokemon forever. What a way to ruin a good franchise.

B) Scream at the TV. Who even approved this?!

C) I didn't have a reaction, since I immediately passed out with exhaustion from living in this world.

D) OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHO SET ON A JOURNEY FROM A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!​

 

[StormGamer25]

Oh my gosh, definitely B.

You see a commercial on TV about new main series pokemon games. You find out your favorite pokemon is getting a mega evolution. However, the games will not be released in 5 years. Do you......

a) bash your head against the wall impatiently.

b) beg Arceus to release the games earlier.

c) go on with your life.

OR

d) die of sadness.

 

[Meadow]

I'd go with (b). Time to put out my flame for good!

Your rival has just insulted your Pokémon skills. What will you do?

(a) Challenge him to a Pokémon battle.
(b) Challenge him to a fist-fight. Well, hey. If you're no good at Pokémon, then you'd at least stand a chance at this.
(c) Curse him out. He's just an arrogant brat.
(d) Start crying and run away.

 

[Return]

I'm not a crying boy so i challenge him to a Pokemon battle and show him the wrath of Pokemon Trainer Jatin! :D

Your Rival is in danger as he was surrounded by a group of ghost Pokemons, What will you do?

A) Ignore him and go away as he was your rival.
B) Start Laughing.
C) Help him by Battling the Ghosts Pokemons.
D) Take the side of ghosts Pokemons and start to scare the Rival :D

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

In reality, I would probably help him, but this isn't reality, is it?

Let's go with B and watch the punk get eaten alive by Gengar.

Team Rocket has not only reassembled, but managed to hijack the Internet, eliminating all known computer viruses with their own special one - which, though benign to your operating system, dresses up every webpage and program with Rocket propaganda. What do you do?

A) SEEK OUT GIOVANNI AND CHALLENGE HIM TO A BATTLE. FOR THE INTERNET!

B) Join Team Rocket and get the benefit of having constant free WiFi.

C) I for one accept these Terms and Conditions. My computer needed a new aesthetic anyway.

D) What's an Internet.​

 

[Meadow]

Free WiFi please! Choice (b) for me! Ninja'd.

Looks like I can only wish for more options. (a)

Professor Oak has told you to watch over his lab for a week, so he can go on vacation. What will you do?

(a) Free all of his Pokémon. Those poor things don't deserve to be lab rats!
(b) Leave his lab unattended. You can't afford to waste a week!
(c) Sue him for child labor.
(d) Be obedient and spend all week doing almost nothing.

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

EVERYTHING BUT C

BEING A GENGAR WOULD BE AWESOME SCREW HUMANS I AM LITERALLY A MALICIOUS TROUBLEMAKER MADE OF SPIRITUAL GAS YOU DON'T OWN ME GRANDPA

You're given a newly developed Pokemon, Castform, for saving the Weather Institute! What do you do with it?

A) Of course I'll use it! Welcome to the team, Chase Castform!

B) I hope you like boxes.

C) Give up on being a Pokemon Trainer to pursue your new passion of creating horrific storms along the coastline of Hoenn.

D) What's a Castform.

E) What's a Weather Institute.

F) Sell it to Team Aqua; you could use the cash and I'm sure they'd find some use for it.

G) Wait I'm inept how did I save something why am I even there.

H) What's a Pokemon.​

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

C. SHOULDN'T YOU BE POISONED BY ICE CREAM?!

It's Christmas! What are you hoping comes down the chimney?

A) Deli Claus, the holiday Delibird!

B) The Bubonic Plague.

C) What's Christmas.

D) I'm Jewish.​

 

[Meadow]

Now I probably wouldn't want this in real life, but I'm picking (b), because the Bubonic Plague is the most hilarious option ever, haha.

You are confronted by a Level 256 Arceus! What will you do?

(a) Throw your only Poké Ball at it! This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!
(b) Run away! That thing could probably kill you...
(c) Battle it! Surely your Pokémon would stand a chance! ...?
(d) Use your Sandshrew as bait while you take a picture of it.

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

D) YOUR TIME TO SHINE BABY MAKE DADDY PROUD

aw youre so cute when youre bathed in holy fire :3

You're at the 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee! Your next word is Groudon. How'd you do?

A) Nailed it, of course. How hard was it for these chumps to learn over seven-hundred Pokemon?

B) WHAT WHY HELP IM CRYING JUST LIKE MOM SAID I WOULD

C) Spell thirty other Pokemon correctly, tell the judge to jump off the lighthouse in Olivine, and then politely sit back down and hope they accept your answer.

D) What's a spelling bee.

E) START A POKEMON BATTLE OUT OF PANIC GO SANDSHREW​

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

D - COME HERE PUNK I GOT A RAKE THAT IS HUNGRY FOR YOUR FACE.

wait

You're sitting comfortably on a couch in a Pokemon Center when a man comes screaming through the front door about an approaching storm that's going to tear apart the town! What do you do?

A) SIR DO YOU NOT SEE I AM TRYING TO ENJOY SOME QUALITY TELEVISION

B) OH GOD SAVE THE BABY POKEMON

C) What's a storm.

D) MAYBE IF I GO TO SLEEP THESE PROBLEMS WILL GO AWAY​

 

[StormGamer25]

A. Unless I' watching Ash in the anime. In which case B. AZURILL IS SO CUTE!!!!!!!

You turn into Arceus. Whats the first thing you do?

a) Wreak havoc on Earth with limitless power.

b) Free all pokemon from pokeballs.

c) Attempt to find out how humans can catch you.

d) Form a kingdom where all bow down to you.

e) Enjoy free chili cheese dogs at Tommy's.

 

[Meadow]

Getting a job at Nintendo is tempting, but I'd rather get the parts carefully removed. (a)

You see a Pokémon egg lying underneath a tree. What will you do?

(a) Try to hatch it for yourself!
(b) Leave it be. This might be for the better.
(c) Find someone to give it to.
(d) I'm hungry. It's dinner time!

 

[magicarp4thewin]

I'm quite tempted to say D.... But it might be a magikarp egg!! I'll go with hatching it (a)

you find a shiny, mysterious stone lying on the ground,what will you do?

(a)who needs a stupid rock?walk away and ignore it
(b)pick it up and keep it for yourself
(c)throw it into a nearby lake for fun
(d)give it to you mother as a gift

 

[StormGamer25]

Ummm , B, duh.

You discover a teddiursa in your house. What's the first thing you do?

A. Call pest/animal control.
B. Try to catch it.
C. Pet it.
D. Try to calm it down to become your pet.

 

[StormGamer25]

D. Donate it all to keep the Safari zone open

E. Donate it all for the glory of team Flare Rocket!

Team rocket has finally taken over the world with the money you gave them. What do you do?

A. Let some prodigy take them down alone.
B. Form an allience with other trainers to take them down.
C. Run for your life.
D. In all the chaos, rob the Lilycove City shopping center.
E. Hide in your basement saying "It will be alright"
F. Who's team rocket?
G. Kill yourself.

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

E) NOPE BYE SOCIETY IM GOING TO GO LIVE WITH THE DIGLETT UNDER THE FLOORBOARDS

There's a new hit song going around that says you aren't a real trainer unless you have shiny Pokemon. What's your reaction?

A) Ugh, this is elitist crap. Hit dislike on your Pandora.

B) UGH I AM AN ELITIST PIECE OF CRAP THIS SONG SPEAKS TO ME

C) What's music.

D) Make your own song about how much the world sucks and how you need money.​

 

[Meadow]

I'm sure I wouldn't enjoy a song like that, so I'm going with (a)!

You encounter a shiny Level 100 Lugia with 1 HP left, but you have no Poké Balls with you! What will you do?

(a) Finish it off. Goodbye, Lugia!
(b) Leave the poor thing alone and walk away.
(c) Give it a Full Restore and risk getting killed.
(d) Hug it. COME HERE, BABY!

 

[Who's Kiyo?]

D) WOOGY WOOGY WOO MASH UP ITS FACE AND CALL IT CAPTAIN CRUMBLES <3

You work at a restaurant and you've been notified that Slowpoketail is now on the menu. How do you react?

A) They're serving Pokemon?! I'm offended! That's so inhumane!

B) Well, I mean, I've always wanted to try some ...

C) Plot to steal all the slowpoketail for yourself in the dead of night.

D) I am a slowpoke, this is the mystery dungeon world - what the hell.

E) What's a restaurant.​