Which Pokémon would you trust to cut your hair?

Jynx looks like she know what she's doing.

Or maybe Scyther, if I want something edgy.
 
Jynx has a nice haircut. I wonder if she gives it herself or not.

Meloetta has nice hair too.
 
Well Alolan Dugtrio has the best hair. So which ever Pokemon cuts Alolan Dugtrio's hair. For some reason I'm really thinking it's gotta be Kecleon.
 
Mobile Tsk said:
I thought it was just steel type cause they're like a metal band
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"This hair is made out of thin strands of steel and it grows slowly and continuously throughout the Dugtrio's life."

i bet kecleon has to like saw through each individual strand wow it must be patient
 
Aquacorde said:
"This hair is made out of thin strands of steel and it grows slowly and continuously throughout the Dugtrio's life."

i bet kecleon has to like saw through each individual strand wow it must be patient
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Yeah but Kecleon can turn into a fighting type and easily shape the hair.
 
Aventine said:
I'd make a team of eeveelutions to give me the most perfect hair you could ever imagine.

*bulbagarden.net image removed*First, Flareon would singe my hair to an appropriate length.

*bulbagarden.net image removed*Vaporeon would then put the fire out.

*bulbagarden.net image removed*Sylveon would heal the burnt, damaged hair with heal bell and restore it to its former beauty (I bet this would also take care of dandruff or bumpy scalp or whatever other nasty stuff you have in there.)

*bulbagarden.net image removed*I'd keep Leafeon around to grow back my hair if it ended up being too short. Would that work? I think it would work.

*bulbagarden.net image removed*For volume, Jolteon could shock me for the desired effect, but that would probably be painful (anything for fashion tho amirite)

*bulbagarden.net image removed**bulbagarden.net image removed*If Jolteon doesn't work out, I could make use of a combination of Espeon and Glaceon for volume. Espeon can magically lift my hair up using it's psychic abilities, but it wouldn't be able to hold it there all day, would it? So once my hair is all beautiful and voluminous, Glaceon freezes it in place. Genius, right? Hopefully it isn't a hot day.

*bulbagarden.net image removed*Lastly, I bet that poisonous sweat that Umbreon excretes would be a great hair fragrance mixed with a bit of lemon juice or whatever.

What do you think? Is it not an ingenious plan?

It's 1 AM give me a break
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I love your answers, they are always so .... fancy.
 
I'd say "Kingler, give me something sharp!" and I think Kingler would pull it off pretty well actually
 
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