Why did the Combusken cross the road?

[Lord Arthur]

Charizard is a lizard, which is fire wizard, which is a hazard.

Why Team Rocket don't die after so many crashes?

 

[CF1994]

They're secretly portrayed by the Warner Brothers and their Warner Sister, hence their cartoon physics.

I wonder what's keeping Glameow and Purugly from being part of subsequent regional PokeDexes.

 

[FeraligatrMaster]

Purugly is too lazy to migrate.

What happened to the National Dex?

 

[TheAlmightyBlaziken]

the goverment thought it was stupid for kids to collect over 800 pokemon for a bunch of old guys.


What really happened to Blue's raticate.

 

[CF1994]

It wasn't the very best, like Joey's Rattata ever was.

How does Magikarp splash Arceus to death?

 

[TheAlmightyBlaziken]

Becuase gods are no match for fish


Why does brock call rice balls jelly filled doughnuts

 

[CF1994]

Because he is possessed by an American ghost who worked for 4Kids at the time.

Why are there female Mr. Mimes?

 

[Sorvete]

Because the Mr. in Mr. Mime actually means Maester, which is a profession girls can take too.

Why do I need badges to be able to use HMs?

 

[CF1994]

Badges are proof that you've checked your privileges and have a loicense to progress.

Why does the Lass in Galar resemble Serena?

 

[TheAlmightyBlaziken]

Serena took the lasses from every region and made them look like her so you don't forget about her


Why did only Gen 1 and Gen 3 starters get mega evolutions.

 

[Sorvete]

Because 1 + 3 = 4 which means Gen 4 remakes confirmed!

Why is Pokérus good?

 

[CF1994]

Because it protects the host from nastier diseases by buffing their bloodstream.

Why are there only now, no Mega Evolutions in Galar?

 

[WizardOfOdd]

Because Galarxit happened, and because of economic crisis they don't have the luxury to import those expensive stones.

Why Electrode is one of the fastest pokemon when it doesn't even have legs?

 

[Sorvete]

Because Electrode's name is cleverly and carefully originated from electrode, a type of electrical conductor. The object is well known from falling really fast when thrown off of a tall building.

What are the odds of encountering 2 shiny Spinda's from the same pattern?

 

[CF1994]

It's as likely as spending an entire decade online without seeing a single SpongeBob meme.

Why are there two Fairy-type specialists in Alola?

 

[TheAlmightyBlaziken]

Because Alola is the land of the dark and you need to keep the dark stable by killing some of the dark with fairies

Why are shinies so rare.

 

[Sorvete]

Because only 1 in every 4096 people is not too lazy to polish their creatures.

Why are there so few female Pokémon Professors?

 

[CF1994]

Because some women just don't wanna do hard field work.

Why is Poison Jab found so late into the game?

 

[PageEmp]

To prevent a toxic community.

What is a Gengar?

 

[TheAlmightyBlaziken]

A Gengar is a Gengar

Why can't you burn a tree.