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Why did the Combusken cross the road?

Lord Arthur

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    Charizard is a lizard, which is fire wizard, which is a hazard.

    Why Team Rocket don't die after so many crashes?
     
    CF1994

    CF1994

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    They're secretly portrayed by the Warner Brothers and their Warner Sister, hence their cartoon physics.

    I wonder what's keeping Glameow and Purugly from being part of subsequent regional PokeDexes.
     
    CF1994

    CF1994

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    It wasn't the very best, like Joey's Rattata ever was.

    How does Magikarp splash Arceus to death?
     
    CF1994

    CF1994

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    Because he is possessed by an American ghost who worked for 4Kids at the time.

    Why are there female Mr. Mimes?
     
    Sorvete

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    • Because the Mr. in Mr. Mime actually means Maester, which is a profession girls can take too.

    Why do I need badges to be able to use HMs?
     
    CF1994

    CF1994

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    Badges are proof that you've checked your privileges and have a loicense to progress.

    Why does the Lass in Galar resemble Serena?
     
    TheAlmightyBlaziken

    TheAlmightyBlaziken

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    • Serena took the lasses from every region and made them look like her so you don't forget about her


    Why did only Gen 1 and Gen 3 starters get mega evolutions.
     
    CF1994

    CF1994

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    Because it protects the host from nastier diseases by buffing their bloodstream.

    Why are there only now, no Mega Evolutions in Galar?
     
    WizardOfOdd

    WizardOfOdd

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    • Because Galarxit happened, and because of economic crisis they don't have the luxury to import those expensive stones.

    Why Electrode is one of the fastest pokemon when it doesn't even have legs?
     
    Sorvete

    Sorvete

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    • Because Electrode's name is cleverly and carefully originated from electrode, a type of electrical conductor. The object is well known from falling really fast when thrown off of a tall building.

    What are the odds of encountering 2 shiny Spinda's from the same pattern?
     
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    CF1994

    CF1994

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    It's as likely as spending an entire decade online without seeing a single SpongeBob meme.

    Why are there two Fairy-type specialists in Alola?
     
    TheAlmightyBlaziken

    TheAlmightyBlaziken

    Pretty cool if I do say so myself
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    • Because Alola is the land of the dark and you need to keep the dark stable by killing some of the dark with fairies

    Why are shinies so rare.
     
    Sorvete

    Sorvete

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    • Because only 1 in every 4096 people is not too lazy to polish their creatures.

    Why are there so few female Pokémon Professors?
     
    CF1994

    CF1994

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    Because some women just don't wanna do hard field work.

    Why is Poison Jab found so late into the game?
     
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