Why is this Slugma underwater?

[Adam Levine]

Nidoking has ingested too much helium and harnessed it.

Hey, look, a Clamperl! Wait, why is it all black?

 

[Hikamaru]

It kinda got sick.

Why is this Chimecho now Electric-type?

 

[Adam Levine]

Science has its ramifications.

Why is this Dunsparce learning Sheer Cold?

 

[PageEmp]

It felt cold-hearted.

Goldeen is using Pin missile? And it's not using it's horn to use that move?

 

[Adam Levine]

It literally has a missile whose brand is PIN.

Muk now has...CUTE CHARM?!

 

[Hikamaru]

It wants to be loved.

Why is Goomy now Bug-type?

 

[Adam Levine]

Because it kept "bugging" people because of its dead meme.

Why is this Golbat a Grass-type?

 

[Hikamaru]

It needs to learn how to live with plants.

Why is Dedenne a Fire-type?

 

[Adam Levine]

Because it wanted to be a pyromancer.

What? This Karrablast should not be a Psychic-type.

 

[PageEmp]

It should, cause it wanted to try floating.

Donphan... why does it have Fly in it's moveset?

 

[Adam Levine]

Because if Grumpig can learn Bounce, it decided to defy logic too.

Frillish. Why is this one a Dark-type?

 

[Apollo]

Frillish is going through a scene phase at the moment.

But why has that Charmander turned into a Psychic type?

 

[Hyzenthlay]

Well Dodrio can fly by the means of its heads. Donphan does the same with his ears! *sigh*

EDIT: He was jealous of Delphox's typing.

But why is my Meganium causing earthquakes?

 

[Adam Levine]

It was way too fat.
All these ninja are confusing me.

Now, this Litwick has Heavy Metal for an ability. HEAVY METAL.

 

[PageEmp]

It likes heavy metal music!

Why is Sneasel a DRRRRAAAAAAAGGGGGGOOOOOONNNNNN?

 

[Hyzenthlay]

Because he thought it would improve his stats!

But wait! Why does my Floatzel seem so... Normal?

 

[Hikamaru]

Maybe because weasels are supposed to be Normal-type.

Why is Breloom using the elemental punches?

 

[FireSnow]

It has hands kinda...so I see no problem!

How is that Patrat tossing that Steelix around like its nothing?

 

[Adam Levine]

That Patrat comes from Krypton.

Hey! Sunflora shouldn't be using Superpower!

 

[Hikamaru]

It doesn't want to be viewed as "weak".

Why is Jirachi using Blizzard?