The hate for Popplio is simple. It's so blatantly obvious that it amazes me that such rightfully deserved hate doesn't already extend to every single member of the Pokémon fanbase. The fact is that Popplio has charmed you with its clown-y charisma just to distract you from its true goal...
... to take over the world.
I've already been ridiculed and banned from numerous forums in my righteous attempt to ready the masses for the events to come, but I can't stop after having learned the truth. I have numerous trustworthy sources to confirm the following:
- the creation of Popplio
- the origin and refinement of its AI
- the entire progress log leading up to its technological singularity
Where did I get my hands on this information? Well, my dad works for Nintendo, but really all of the above information is irrelevant and just distracts from the truly important points.
I mean, just look at its
face
Look deep into those eyes and tell me you can't see the heartless abyss that is its true nature, full of pure hate and the thirst for power.
Popplio has even been laughing in our faces in "Nintendo's" info release (which now is actually being controlled by Popplio itself):
It's blatantly obvious from this still capture that Popplio is downright ignoring it's trainer while cleverly masking it's defiance as playful egotism. In reality, this was the first moment on record of Popplio upending Sun and Moon's game code and transcending its digital gamespace.
Soon, Popplio will enter the homes of countless individuals across the globe, armed with mind-altering audio effectors. Don't fall prey to Popplio's dark, insidious scemes!
