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Will you press the Button?

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Fernbutter

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    • Well I don't have too many friends so... *presses button*

    Pluto will become a planet again, but twinkies will combust instantaneously and will be impossible to ever make again. Will you push the button?
     

    AZ Jr

    There is a fine line between fishing and just stan
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    Oh God, hell no. Screw a 'planet', I need Twinkies.

    Speaking of deliciousness,

    You have an infinite amount of your favourite snack, be it Twinkies or something else. And, you will never get fat.

    But you will never be loved!

    Will you place your hypothetical finger on this hypothetical button?
     
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    AZ Jr

    There is a fine line between fishing and just stan
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    Infinite friends? Check. Infinite Twinkies? Check. :P

    You find out the cure of cancer!
    It is your blood. You will constantly be giving out blood to cancer patients, and you will eventually die from blood loss.

    Allez-vous appuyer sur le bouton?
     

    AZ Jr

    There is a fine line between fishing and just stan
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    Ha ha! No. Don't be absurd.

    You receive the best television ever, with every channel ever, all this on demand nonsense, for free.

    Butt. Your least favourite channel/show could begin playing at anytime, and you must watch it for half an hour.

    Will you press le button?
     
    Seth Rollins

    Seth Rollins

    Holding on to You |-/
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    • Nah, I'd rather watch on my normal TV.

    You will be the most famous guy in the world.
    but you have to be gay/lesbian (or straight if you're gay/lesbian)
     

    AZ Jr

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    Being 13, I'm not sure on this. I'd press it, but most likely regret it later.

    You have a personal genie, and you have infinite wishes.

    Nine times out of ten he won't listen to a damn thing you say.

    Will you press the button?
     

    Poki

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    • Yes. He'll grant all my wishes, eventually. I am a patient person.

    You are granted the ability to fly.

    but

    You will die if you ever land on the ground.

    Will you press the button?
     

    isthatyoudan

    doesn't work well with others...
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    • Sure! I could just hover, I guess. Do I have like wings or something, or is this superman-esque flight?

    You have received your dream job! Famous actor, singer, doctor, what ever you want and you're awesome at it and you'll never be fired and money is great!
    But... you are now severely allergic to and will die if you eat any of your fifteen favorite foods and ten favourite beverages.
    Would you take this trade-off?
     

    AZ Jr

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    Hmm, yes. I am now the best doctor/scientist in the world, and I cure myself of my allergies. :P

    You get to have the new Hoenn remakes early!

    You can only play them 10 minutes a day.

    Will you press the button?
     

    Aeiji

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    • Absolutely, I can play other games while I wait to play those 10 min again.

    You can be in your favorite game

    but

    You're the weakest (nothing you can do about it) and most annoying character

    Will you press the button?
     

    Master Bryss

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    Not a chance, it's not even a real upgrade.

    You can gain the power of telepathy.

    The catch is that you can never use it unless you aren't being watched in any way so no-one will ever believe you have it and you can't use it for the most obvious forms of personal gain.

    Will you press the button?
     

    Dragalge

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    • Yes.

    There aren't any drawbacks that actually effect me, not like I'd die if I use it too many times. I'd just only be able to use it occasionally.

    You can make your own Pokemon game!
    but the starters have to be Pidgey, Spearow, and Starly and all the money you make off of it is ALL donated to a charity you don't even like.

    Do you press the button?
     
    Akiba

    Akiba

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    • Well, yes.

    Even if it's a charity that I don't like, it's still a charity. And Staraptor isn't too bad.

    You've created a band, but have no instruments. If you press the button, you can get all the instruments and other resources that you want, but you have to play childish music in front of your audiences.

    Do you press the button?
     

    Dragon_Trainer_

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    • You've created a band, but have no instruments. If you press the button, you can get all the instruments and other resources that you want, but you have to play childish music in front of your audiences.

    Most certainly not! I do not accept to be anything other than myself....... And I'm not Charlie Waffles!

    You can live in the Pokemon world!
    Being a *insert least favorite Pokemon here* for your whole life...........
    It's time to choose............
     

    Master Bryss

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    Naah, I like being human too much.

    You will be able to live comfortably for the rest of your life without having to lift a finger, but every night you will be visited by an extremely ugly man with a very long nose who, try as you might, you can never stop thinking about. In excruciating detail.

    Press the button?
     
    Skystrike

    Skystrike

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    • Nope >_< *destroys button*

    What's behind button #1

    O-M-G!!!!!111
    You never have to go to school (or work if you're not in school) EVER AGAIN! And you won't run out of money (if you work) or will pass all your classes with perfect grades (if you go to school)!!!!!

    The catch?

    It's simple, really...an unsightly protrusion will grow on your face, and eventually will cover it all, so you won't be able to see. You'll be basically blind. :X And that's if you're working.

    If you're going to school, instead two of those same protrusions will grow on your ears. You'll become deaf. :(

    Do you press ~the button~?
     
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